Trump… So You Can Say You Were There 26 Sep 201826 Sep 2018 It's about time someone finally got to laugh in Trump's stupid, punchable orange face. And what better crowd to think him a fool than the entire United Nations, seeing as…
Espionage… Winner Winner Prison Dinner 23 Aug 201823 Aug 2018 I'm an Augustan. Today Reality Winner was sentenced to prison for 63 months in our courts after already spending over a year in the clink. That doesn't really make me…
Comedians… Clownland 10 Aug 201816 Aug 2018 So it looks like Donald Trump is going to try on at least one more hat before he faces the music on Pornstar/Russia/fill in the blank. He's a fucking comedian…
Collusion… Orange Julius Caesar 16 May 201816 May 2018 I honestly thought that I was going to be able to stop writing about Donald Trump for a minute there. But it's hard to ignore a global terrorist. Now what…
North Korea… The Song Is (Almost) Over 2 Mar 2018 I'm probably going to get this one wrong, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that it's almost time to write the coda to the Trump fiasco.…
China… China China China 28 Jan 201829 Jan 2018 I think I have figured out why Donald Trump used to talk so much about China during his campaign. There may have been more to it than just a harsh…
Collusion… Stunning-Kruger 29 Dec 201730 Dec 2017 It's almost time to say goodbye to 2017. We now know what a full year of a Trump presidency feels like. It's been like a psychic dog-year to some of…
Alabama… Dusk At Racist Castle 13 Dec 201728 Dec 2017 There are some who insist that last night's election is only about Roy Moore's nasty sexual proclivities and that what Alabamians did last night was merely what was right. Oh,…
Fucking Politics… Knockdown In Round Two 1 Dec 20172 Dec 2017 Yesterday, it seemed like the end for the struggle to preserve benefits, protections and entitlements for millions of people across the country was imminent. The GOP looked unified enough to…
Fucking Politics… America Bleeds Blue 8 Nov 20178 Nov 2017 So, what, if anything, do last night's election results mean? It seems that the American people are out for incumbent heads once again. Non-presidential elections always seem to be bloodbaths…
The Illogical Seminary 