Uncategorized I’m Afraid I’m Afraid 27 May 201627 May 2016 My wife's theory about Donald Trump is that he's a closet Democrat. She may be right. Hard-right conservatives are appalled that this million dollar moron is going to lead the…
Uncategorized You Too Can Be Illiterate And Rich 2 Jan 2016 No, no you can't. You'd have to be selected as a failed vice presidential candidate, give incoherent speeches, start your own pay-to-watch shows that no one can stomach, and buy…
Fucking Politics I Tried 29 Aug 201529 Aug 2015 I really did. I was very much looking forward to watching clueless flibbertigibbet Sarah Palin play journalist by "sitting down" with Donald Trump. I made it four minutes. Maybe you'll…
Fucking Politics The Universe Is About To Fold In On Itself 28 Aug 201511 Oct 2015 Remember that part in Ghostbusters where they had to try and make sure that Dana and Louis never meet because they will bring Gozer The Destroyer? That's about how I…
Sarah Palin Speaks In Mad Libs 17 Jun 201517 Jun 2015 I can't do much with this. There's no point in taking apart her verbiage because it doesn't mean anything. It's just a string of non-sequiturs. Remember how you wrote in…