You Too Can Be Illiterate And Rich

No, no you can’t. You’d have to be selected as a failed vice presidential candidate, give incoherent speeches, start your own pay-to-watch shows that no one can stomach, and buy all your books to make it look like somebody wants to hear your rambling, run-on drivel.

There is only one Sarah Palin. None of you will ever be this stupid and live like a regent at the same time. Take a look at that crazy spread in those photos.

Thanks a lot, half the population. You’ve brought this stupid bitch onto the mainland, where she is less likely to die from a bear attack. Then again, there’s always the hope that she can be the first person to accidentally discharge a weapon at the Bundy ranch.

Class envy, you say? No. I just hate people who don’t get what they deserve.

About The Head Seminarian

I might be the nicest person you'll ever meet, but if you don't believe me, that is because I hate you. I went to war, I went to father, I came, I saw, and it is a mess. I wouldn't have it any other way. Shitty people amuse me, people who act like human volcanoes fascinate me like fine art. Life is beautiful, and it is under attack in a manner heretofore unseen in history. I came to remind you of this, not make it worse. I might be writing a blog. Yes, that's all I am doing, now that I think about it. If you have a bad memory, you will forget this. Even I forget sometimes, so we're cool.

Posted on January 2, 2016, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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