postaday2011 Being An Atheist: A Hard Job Because You Have To Believe In Everything 22 Jan 201124 Jan 2011 Sounds funny, eh? But you know, if you think about it a little, not believing in one God pretty much means you have to believe ideas about EVERYONE'S gods and…
Uncategorized I Thought People Liked The Sun 21 Jan 201121 Jan 2011 Evidently, I am incorrect. There is a whole bunch of balderdash on the Internet today, and all it makes me think of is how nice it is outside. Metaphors abound,…
postaday2011 Faster Than A Bullet Train 14 Jan 201117 Jan 2011 I like being a male blogger. Some of us are really good at it. But I can't keep with the girls. I can't. I am a very, very angry person,…
Uncategorized Obligatory 2010 Goodbye 31 Dec 201012 Jan 2011 May the shitty be culled in horrible, disfiguring accidents. May my friends drive around the accidents. May they smile and cry, may they be blissful and sated and may they…
Uncategorized Today 22 Dec 201012 Jan 2011 Today was one for the ages Today clocks stopped, newspapers stopped printing, and dogs went out to chase squirrels I can't tell you how many days I have been dead