Monthly Archives: May 2021

Who Is The Batshittiest?

Now I myself have not gone down to the land of Q to see the hottest, most hilarious poop-I use Twitter as a go-between so I don’t have to go too far down that rabbit hole. I wouldn’t even know where to find them on the internet, honestly. But I do know who their most prominent subscriber and pied piper is.

For my money, it’s Lin Wood. I don’t think I know anyone crazier. Similar to the pillow guy Mike Lindell, he can’t let go of the election loss of Donald Trump.

Let’s check out some of his latest and greatest hits, for posterity. Consider carefully that there’s more than a handful of people who believe what he is saying.

This is Lin’s latest, stemming from the core Q belief that satanic pedophiles are running the Democratic Party:

He thinks Trump is still president and if the Chiefs of Staff needed authorization for a nuclear strike, they’d call Trump instead of Biden:

Wood ran for chairman of the South Carolina GOP recently. He got shellacked because his rival secured Trump’s endorsement even though Wood was Trump’s bitch boy. Wood turned the other cheek and explained his loss thusly:

“I support President Trump 100%. President Trump is a genius. He plays chess at a level we will never fully understand. I was honored by his description of me as a ‘strong and talented’ opponent. Upon further reflection, I understand his endorsement of my opponent, Drew McKissick. My faith in President Trump has never wavered. He is doing God’s will for our country.”

This man is a lawyer. So he’s not stupid per se, but he may be deranged in some other way. This is what happens when you start to believe in absurd conspiracies. It’s your brain on Trump.

Quittin’s Hard

Yesterday, the noose around Donald Trumps’ organization got a little tighter. I doubt that this will be cause for pause from Republicans continuing to genuflect to Donald Trump.

It baffles the minds of the political observers- why would they do that, given that Trump is a proven loser?

The answer is rather simple. It’s math. They don’t have a chance to win without his sycophantic, wild-eyed supporters. Those people will absolutely not show up for Republicans if Donald is repudiated in any significant way.

Many are sounding the klaxon that Republicans can still win in their current configuration. They cite all of the restrictive voting measures passed by a number of Republican controlled states. Personally, I’m panicking a little that the Biden administration is going to founder and lose its goodwill among voters once the memory of their stimulus check fades and the masks have come off. Because it sure looks like nothing will get passed by the divided Senate without the elimination of the filibuster. What’s to be done? Nothing, I guess, for the time being. I try not to panic too much, because the Republicans are planning to field some of the most charmless fucks ever to seek office in 2024. I’m talking about lilywhite jokers like Ron DeSantis, Tommy Cotton, and Rick Scott. But 2022 is important too. As we all know, the voters tend to turn against whoever occupies the Oval Office in the midterms. The best defense against this is a highly successful administration and I do worry we won’t rack up enough Ws to work against the historical tides. Voters have a short memory and are forever asking, “But what have you done for me lately?”

It’s all cause for concern. The possible future we face if the pendulum swings too hard is a Republican controlled government who will not hesitate to eliminate the filibuster themselves. Then again, actual philosophical conservatives might balk and it’s back to the norm of gridlock. After all, their goal is to strangle and stymie government regardless of whether it does good things or not.

But they will never get anywhere fast if they don’t bring the MAGA billy boys to the dance. It’s probably half of their support. And should Republicans forsake them and their clown prince of a leader, they lose.

We Gotta Stop With This Woke Shit

Once again, conservatives have turned a innocuous word into some sort of slur. It’s quite the trick how they manipulate language.

They did this with “liberal” and “antifa”. Nowadays, it’s “woke”. This is woke. That’s woke. Woke all the live long day. It’s making me crazy.

How does one become woke? What does it mean, what does it represent?

They’ve been saying it so much that I don’t think they even know what they mean anymore. Being woke, as I understand it, is being sensitive to the trials of other people. It’s really nothing more than walking a mile in someone else’s shoes and trying to do something to lessen the impact upon them.

You are merely culturally aware. That’s all that woke is. What the hell is so bad about that? I dunno, you should ask one of these fucking chuckleheads. The answer may amuse you.

It may be too late for the term woke. Now that conservatives have adopted it as a pejorative, they’ve stripped the meaning out of the word and we all have to listen to them go on and on about it as if it is something to be feared.

I mean, call me fucking woke any day. That’s a compliment. My biggest problem may be that I’m not woke enough.

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