Who Is The Batshittiest?

Now I myself have not gone down to the land of Q to see the hottest, most hilarious poop-I use Twitter as a go-between so I don’t have to go too far down that rabbit hole. I wouldn’t even know where to find them on the internet, honestly. But I do know who their most prominent subscriber and pied piper is.

For my money, it’s Lin Wood. I don’t think I know anyone crazier. Similar to the pillow guy Mike Lindell, he can’t let go of the election loss of Donald Trump.

Let’s check out some of his latest and greatest hits, for posterity. Consider carefully that there’s more than a handful of people who believe what he is saying.

This is Lin’s latest, stemming from the core Q belief that satanic pedophiles are running the Democratic Party:

He thinks Trump is still president and if the Chiefs of Staff needed authorization for a nuclear strike, they’d call Trump instead of Biden:

Wood ran for chairman of the South Carolina GOP recently. He got shellacked because his rival secured Trump’s endorsement even though Wood was Trump’s bitch boy. Wood turned the other cheek and explained his loss thusly:

“I support President Trump 100%. President Trump is a genius. He plays chess at a level we will never fully understand. I was honored by his description of me as a ‘strong and talented’ opponent. Upon further reflection, I understand his endorsement of my opponent, Drew McKissick. My faith in President Trump has never wavered. He is doing God’s will for our country.”

This man is a lawyer. So he’s not stupid per se, but he may be deranged in some other way. This is what happens when you start to believe in absurd conspiracies. It’s your brain on Trump.

About The Head Seminarian

I went to war, I went to father, I came, I saw, and it is a mess. I wouldn't have it any other way. Shitty people amuse me, people who act like human volcanoes fascinate me like fine art. Life is beautiful, and it is under attack in a manner heretofore unseen in history. I might be writing a blog. Yes, that's all I am doing, now that I think about it. Even I forget sometimes, so we're cool.

Posted on May 21, 2021, in Trumpian Brain Damage, Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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