Remember when the “Fuck Your Feelings” crowd started calling liberals and their kids “snowflakes”? Wasn’t too long ago where we would be caricatured as people who were offended by everything.
As you now know, these hypocrites are taking offense to all kinds of stuff. Witness the batshit hullabaloo about transgenderism, which has kinda been an above-board thing for half a damn century. In Oklahoma, they probably still think that kids are shitting in litter boxes at school. And Moms For Liberty, an ineptly named group if I ever heard one, has really gone beyond the pale trying to protect kids from things like goblin butts and teeny tiny cartoon peepees in children’s books at the school library.
Uncle Judd brings us the story. He talked to a Jennifer Pippin, who led the charge to have these images altered.
At least two copies of In The Night Kitchen are available in elementary school libraries in Indian River County, Florida. This concerned Jennifer Pippin, the chair of the local Moms for Liberty chapter, because the main character, Mickey, is sometimes depicted without clothes. In an interview, Pippin told Popular Information that she believes the book may be “harmful to minors.” She was worried that if a “5-year-old picks up this book and has never seen a picture of a penis… [t]he parent wouldn’t be able to discuss this with the child.
Why the fuck not? Are you that bad a parent that you can’t finesse that one? If your kid is a boy, there won’t be a question. If your kid is not, you explain that boys need it to pee. This is not calculus. Jenny, odds are that the only one looking at the peepis is you. Kids don’t fucking notice this shit, and as I said, it’s plenty easy to get this question out of the way.
This is what Jenny Pippin thinks is porn:
And this:
Thank the Lord above that Jenny Pippin lives in Florida to make sure that everyone is wearing pants now. Yeah, she got the district to draw over the private parts in these fucking illustrations. And she hasn’t stopped there. Other books are being altered at her request, citing the new Florida law regarding “sexual conduct” in books.
I don’t see any sexual conduct, do you? Jesus Christ.
Sane parents find her aggressive insistence on bowdlerizing annoying at best and dangerous at worst:
David Flynt, the father of students in Indian River County schools, told Popular Information that he objected to Moms for Liberty’s efforts. Flynt questioned why Moms for Liberty was “sexualizing” an image “of a goblin’s bare backside.”
Right? Maybe that’s Jenny’s kink. I don’t know what to say otherwise.
The Moms are in force at Board of Ed meetings at Indian River, interrupting regular meetings to read passages from books they can’t deal with. Board members that have business to get through who cut off the chirruping of these moral cockatiels get death threats. Nice.
I live in a very conservative county in Northeastern Georgia. We have many Jenny Pippins doing similar things. There’s hope, though. Our librarians aren’t taking it lying down. My local library spells it out for the snowflakes thusly:
I hope that’s clear enough to these liberty-loving bitches.
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