postaday2011 The Girls Can’t Help It 8 Mar 20118 Mar 2011 Being awesome as you are, ladies... Alternet says Code Pink is going to be making a stinky at Quantico to protest the abhorrent treatment of PFC Bradley Manning. You should…
postaday2011… Home Alone 8 Mar 20118 Mar 2011 I ain't cute. I drink out of a toilet mug, and the other pets in my wife's house drink from an actual toilet. Why are we all so hung up…
postaday2011… On Spamming 8 Mar 2011 Some of us, that is to say, some of you, like to send me links to websites that I do not want to go to. Ordinary people refer to this…
postaday2011… Meet The Other Conspirators 6 Mar 20116 Mar 2011 My family, rendered by Jessica Battista.
postaday2011 Idiots Go To Hospitals 6 Mar 20116 Mar 2011 I did. A really good one, yesterday. Had me in and out of the ER in two hours with my entire family in tow. Wife: You're going to be kept,…
postaday2011 Untitled 1 5 Mar 20116 Mar 2011 Courtesy of my wife, Jessica. Have a good day, I have shopping to do and then I will rant at you later.
postaday2011 Vindicating Myself As An Underappreciated Trendsetter 4 Mar 20116 Mar 2011 Roy Edroso hips me to the fact that Fox might dust off some of Peter Bagge's old work and put it on Fox as a TV show. It isn't going…
postaday2011 Music You Don’t Deserve 4 Mar 20116 Mar 2011 Fuck all of you. Listen up, this is your theme. Did you slip your disco, you sorry things?
postaday2011 Nature-Why Is It Quiet When You Are Insane? 4 Mar 20114 Mar 2011 How do you get anything done with pets in the house? I have 70 million fucking things to do from spackling the wall to washing my asshole and all I…
postaday2011… Nothing Like A Precedent To Fuck Up My Day 3 Mar 20113 Mar 2011 The Supreme Court has lost its fucking mind. I don't give a good god-damn who that shit is written by, I'm just fucking pissed off that it happened. 8-1 in…