Fucking Politics… Maybe You Didn’t Hear Me The First Time 15 Mar 201722 Mar 2024 That's understandable. Very few people come to see me, unless Tucker Carlson is being an asshole. Which, I suppose suits me just fine. I often write because I have to.…
Uncategorized Kids These Days 7 Mar 20177 Mar 2017 It has come to my attention that people's ability to take responsibility for their actions in politics has been diminished a smidge. Please take note that I did not lose…
Uncategorized Todd Starnes Can Hum On My Sack 24 Feb 201722 Mar 2024 Todd Starnes is the undisputed king of conservative twerps. Some of you may already know who he is. He's wound up on my radar several times for being a smug,…
Fucking Politics… Tucker Carlson Is An Asshole, The Thrice 22 Feb 201722 Mar 2024 I've been waiting like Martin Sheen in Apocalypse Now for Tucker Carlson to be an asshole again. Oh, I'm sure he has been an asshole every day since we last…
Uncategorized Rattled By The Rush 21 Feb 201722 Feb 2017 Show of digital hands-which of you putatively liberal motherfuckers bowed out of voting in '16 so you could see everything fall apart? You're a lot harder to find than you…
Fucking Politics… Twitler Gets Something Right 6 Feb 201722 Mar 2024 So when last we talked, I was relaying to you how gobsmacked I was and continue to be that we have elected ( I know we really didn't, relax) the…
Uncategorized Ghosts 29 Jan 201730 Jan 2017 Alright, you guys. Enough already. It is time to stop assuming that the Trump administration is acting surreptitiously. It is also time to stop saying that proclamation X is just…
Fucking Politics… OK, Let’s Stop Using This Phrase 18 Jan 201718 Jan 2017 "Fake news". Culture, you've lost your right to use these words together. We used to call this stuff "misinformation", "tabloid journalism", "hoaxes", or just "lies". Then 2016 happened, and the…
Fucking Politics… Putting The “Con” In Conway 9 Jan 201710 Jan 2017 I thought Kellyanne Conway was going to need close 24-hour supervision after the presidential campaign, especially if the Trumpers lost the election. Oh sure, you have your Scottie Nell Hugheses,…
Fucking Politics… Fly, Blackburn, Fly 3 Jan 201722 Mar 2024 Marsha-Marsha-Marsha Blackburn, representative of Tennessee, is a favorite here at the seminary. We love and simultaneously revile her for being one of the stupidest fucking congresspeople in the capitol. She's…
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