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War In Our Time

1 May 20151 May 2015

I predict his year is going to be historic. We will see the civil rights battle of our lifetime here in 2015. It will be as big as Stand At…

Hide The Sausage

Fuck politicians who vote against gay rights. Triple-de-fuck the ones that are gay and do it: North Dakota state Rep. Randy Boehning (R) has come out as a member of…

Fucking Politics…

Freshman ’15

1 May 20151 May 2015

What is Tom Cotton's actual damage over Iran? He's obsessed with them, and I'd like to know why. He doesn't know where Tehran is. Drafted the snotty look-down letter from…

Back To School, Fool

25 Apr 201525 Apr 2015

Steve Harvey...if I remember correctly, he was a funny guy. The man has two successful TV shows, writes books, and wins awards for them. He is riding high, he's on…

Friday Night Massacre

24 Apr 201524 Apr 2015

Look! I found some journalism! Ashleigh Banfield of CNN obliterates Congrescritter Marsha Blackburn in a five minute fireblast. She's on record criticizing the President for not using enough force against…

Rad Rage

I've been a bit slack lately. I have a decent excuse; I recently acquired Fallout 3(yeah, I know I'm late) and holy shit, is it addictive! My fingers are glued…

Adding To The Lexicon

22 Apr 201523 Apr 2015

I found a good name for hair-on-fire liberals who won't support Democrats. Manic-progressives. Here's what you sound like:

Blow Wind Blow

Maybe I should start another blog dedicated to all the fucked up, batshit insane stuff Mike Huckabee says on the regular. Each utterance eclipses the last in its stupidity and…

Rick Rolled

22 Apr 201522 Mar 2024

Unelectable anal sex byproduct Rick Santorum whines about Christian victimhood to Tony Perkins. Breakdown: For the first time in the history of our country, the government is attacking people, prosecuting…

Dry Powder

21 Apr 201521 Apr 2015

For a few days now, I've been trying to find information on the new US blockade of Yemen. Every goddamn paper and wire service repeats the same thing; that Iran…