Rick Rolled

Unelectable anal sex byproduct Rick Santorum whines about Christian victimhood to Tony Perkins. Breakdown:

For the first time in the history of our country, the government is attacking people, prosecuting people, calling for people to be rehabilitated, constraining in the military with our chaplaincy. We now see chaplain after chaplain being dismissed for not accepting the secular orthodoxy that this administration wants to put forward, criticizing people for holding biblical truth and counseling them in a biblically coherent way.

Chaplain after chaplain. Sorry, Rick, you’re already lying. There was, count them, one chaplain dismissed by the Navy, and it wasn’t because he was a Christian. It was because he was an asshole, filling soldiers full of guilt when he should have been exercising compassion. As I said, if your “truth” makes people uncomfortable, you should turn in your bars because you will be a terrible chaplain.

We see businesses being prosecuted.

Lying again. See here. And here. No one has been “prosecuted” for being a religious douche. In fact, it looks to me from here that it is actually being encouraged by law.

And I read an interesting article the other day; it’s actually not the free exercise of religion that is being attacked, it’s actually a new religion that is being established. So we have the state establishing a new religion, a secular state religion, a secular orthodoxy that everybody is going to have to comply with.

We have now the secular church that is being imposed on this country and anybody that defects is subject to persecution and prosecution.

This again? Ten yard penalty for calumny against the dictionary.

So get off the cross, Rick. You don’t know what real persecution looks like and your white, male Christian ass never will. Hit me up when they bring back the coliseums and maybe I will stand up for you.

Maybe.

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