Uncategorized Thinning The Absurd 11 Apr 201722 Mar 2024 Regular lurkers here know that I came out against calling things "fake news". Oh, it's not that it doesn't exist. Our president is a regular consumer and producer of…
Uncategorized Make-Believe 9 Apr 20179 Apr 2017 Donald Trump is going to die by his own hand. I think we've known this for a while. Word is out that the Tomahawk strikes didn't damage the runways of…
Fucking Politics… Here The Fuck We Go Again 8 Apr 20178 Apr 2017 I worry that the left (which I am a card-carrying member of) is overplaying its hand with respect to Donald Trump. That is not me saying get off Donald Trump's…
Uncategorized The Near-President 7 Apr 20177 Apr 2017 Ever have non-alcoholic beer? Near-beer? The stuff is awful. An insult to the very concept of beer. And yet there is a faint trace of the good stuff in it,…
Uncategorized Know Thyself, To It Be True 28 Mar 201728 Mar 2017 Politically speaking, my conscience has circumnavigated the globe. I've been places I am ashamed of being found in. But I am home now, and here I will stay. Michael Savage…
Fucking Politics… Maybe You Didn’t Hear Me The First Time 15 Mar 201722 Mar 2024 That's understandable. Very few people come to see me, unless Tucker Carlson is being an asshole. Which, I suppose suits me just fine. I often write because I have to.…
Uncategorized Kids These Days 7 Mar 20177 Mar 2017 It has come to my attention that people's ability to take responsibility for their actions in politics has been diminished a smidge. Please take note that I did not lose…
Uncategorized Todd Starnes Can Hum On My Sack 24 Feb 201722 Mar 2024 Todd Starnes is the undisputed king of conservative twerps. Some of you may already know who he is. He's wound up on my radar several times for being a smug,…
Fucking Politics… Tucker Carlson Is An Asshole, The Thrice 22 Feb 201722 Mar 2024 I've been waiting like Martin Sheen in Apocalypse Now for Tucker Carlson to be an asshole again. Oh, I'm sure he has been an asshole every day since we last…
Uncategorized Rattled By The Rush 21 Feb 201722 Feb 2017 Show of digital hands-which of you putatively liberal motherfuckers bowed out of voting in '16 so you could see everything fall apart? You're a lot harder to find than you…
The Illogical Seminary 