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Oh, Jim
It’d be funny if it weren’t so damn sad:
Pastor Jim Bakker and the guests on his show asserted this week that Satanic worship services were taking place in some Planned Parenthood clinics, which were being used a legal cover for the ritual sacrifice of children.
Wiles said that a former Satanist told him that he “performed 164 Satanic rituals inside of abortion clinics.”
“Absolutely!” Lori Bakker chimed in. “I can’t prove it because I wasn’t there… I will tell you, especially on Halloween, that many many many many Satanic rituals — abortion rituals — are performed. It’s the truth.”
“I’ve had women sit as close as Jim is to me, as you are to me, crying, screaming from their innermost being because they were in those Satanic rituals where their babies were aborted,” she insisted.
Wiles claimed that his former Satanist friend said that “sacrificing a human life is the greatest thing that they can do for Lucifer.”
“Because murder is illegal, they have to find a way to have a sacrifice that are human,” Wiles continued. “And so because America has abortion, therefore, their doing these human sacrifices in an abortion clinic because it gives them a legal covering.”
Did the gnomes in a DMT fever dream tell them this? Because as Lori says, she and the rest of these dumbshits don’t have proof, but they know it is happening. They should release the name of this former Satanist, so we can check his claims. But all this is asking too much. Evidence doesn’t matter to the faithful; and when it does, the evidence must be concealed as a personal experience so that no one can either test it or affirm it independently.
The pastor noted that creationism had to be true because “there are no accidental babies.”
Pull The Other One
Since the abortion issue is center stage, ad nauseam, it was only a matter of time before we saw some foot soldiers do the dirty work of the propagandists who want to end safe procedures:
Police were called to the South Wind Women’s Center on E. Kellogg at around 3:30 Monday afternoon.
Staff at the clinic reported a man came into the clinic with a backpack which contained knives. 911 dispatchers say the man was also carrying a small box wrapped in tape. The clinic was evacuated temporarily.
Now what’s really befuddling about this story is that the police believed the man had no ill intent against the clinic:
According to police, Trevizo was applying for a position at the clinic. Officers went through a backpack the man brought with him and found several knives and a pill bottle with a fuse coming out of the top.
He told police he had just moved out and had all of his personal belongings with him.
Of course! Who of us hasn’t saved the cutlery and the bombs when we move?
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