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Christie Caught On Camera

Yesterday I was agape and aghast that Scott Walker tried to get away with saying that he never said anything about the need for a northern border. There’s fucking video of him saying it and he tried to pass it off as some sort of “a joke”. And then he told people to look at the footage to see what he really said. That’s how deluded these numbskulls are. They actually believe in their own bullshit, which makes me wonder if they have some sort of mental condition that allows them to lie like hell in the face of incontrovertible evidence undermining their claims. They really don’t know  that they are being watched by the press and the Internet. They all need to ask Mitt Romney about technology and how everything you say is being recorded.

Chris “Footlong Sub” Christie joins the ranks of conservatives who can’t seem to come to grips with what they say. Maybe they forget because they can’t keep up with their lying, so they have to cover those up with more lies. Mark Twain warned about this. At a recent town hall meeting, Christie tried to shut down a concerned citizen that alleged that he said that humans contribute to CO2 levels because we breathe. A mashup of what he said and what he says he didn’t say is right here:

There it is. You fucking lying shitbird. Folks, stay aware and informed-because the GOP is not just stupid. It’s downright dangerous.

I’m Glad I Left Jersey When I Did

Chris “Golden Corral” Christie thinks he has come up with a novel idea for solving the immigration problem:

“I’m going to have Fred Smith, the founder of FedEx, come work for the government for three months,” the Republican presidential candidate said at a town hall event in New Hampshire. “Just come for three months to Immigration and Customs Enforcement and show these people.”

He suggested the FedEx model would prevent immigrants from overstaying their visas.

“We need to have a system that tracks you from the moment you come in
and then when your time is up—whether it’s 3 months or 6 months or 9 months, 12 months, however long your visa is—then we go get you and tap you on the shoulder and say, ‘Excuse me, it’s time to go,'” Christie said.

I hope he’s joking. But Poe’s law applies to so many conservatives, one can never tell. Let’s do a little math. There are at least 11 million undocumented immigrants in the country. How will we mark and track those? I thought that was the focus, not those who come on visa and overstay their welcome, so to speak. ICE has 20,000 employees. It looks to me like they are out-manned. That’s a little over 500 immigrants per ICE official, and those are not all field agents. And they keep coming.

Christie makes no sense at all. But look at his audience. They love a fighter, even if he’s a goddamn dissembler and a liar.

Boiler Hate

Mr. Creosote doesn’t seem to get that Barack Obama is not eligible for a third term. Complaining about “this president” is yesterday’s ploy. At least attack somebody that’s running:

“First of all, what people need to know is, this is a history of failed policies by this president. What’s happened is, because this president has run up more debt than any president in American history, that debt has been given to us in large measure by the Chinese. Now, as the Chinese markets tend to have a correction, which they’re doing right now, it’s going to have an even greater effect because this president doesn’t know how to say no to spending, doesn’t know how to say no to a bigger and more intrusive government. So what you need to do in the oval office is reign this government in, stop running up so much debt.

ZZZZZ. Snore city. Blah blah Obama fail blah spending blah debt blah blah big government. Fucking boring as shit, Christie. Going to the well for some President hate is not going to do you a bit of fucking good unless you can somehow tie it to Hillary Clinton, you dumbass. No one is buying what you’re selling using that hackneyed shit anyway.

Buh-bye, lunch pail.

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