Fucking Politics Suffer, Little Children 17 Mar 201522 Mar 2024 I have decided to downgrade Ted Cruz from "dangerous" status to "plain old screw-up". It's becoming quite clear that Ted makes a fool of himself wherever he goes. He's not…
postaday2011… In The Middle Of Our Street 21 Mar 201121 Mar 2011 There is nothing funnier than my family when they are running late for something. It's a known trait on my fathers' side, because he has OCD. He'd take legendary showers,…
postaday2011 Family Dinner Rules 14 Mar 2011 There are no rules. It's like being in the middle of a revolution, people shouting at each other and passing things through an irritable crowd. Your kids hate all of…
postaday2011 Acting Like A Dick 8 Mar 20118 Mar 2011 Is what I do. So much so that I would like to share something art-worthy that I found. Penises and plaster are the material. That's right; someone used to cast…
postaday2011 Idiots Go To Hospitals 6 Mar 20116 Mar 2011 I did. A really good one, yesterday. Had me in and out of the ER in two hours with my entire family in tow. Wife: You're going to be kept,…
postaday2011 Vindicating Myself As An Underappreciated Trendsetter 4 Mar 20116 Mar 2011 Roy Edroso hips me to the fact that Fox might dust off some of Peter Bagge's old work and put it on Fox as a TV show. It isn't going…
postaday2011 What Happens When A Bipolar Goes To Treatment? 27 Feb 201130 Mar 2011 This should be a funny joke. Regrettably, you have one default option when you get put in stir with a bunch of other patients. 1. You find out you might…
Uncategorized I Thought People Liked The Sun 21 Jan 201121 Jan 2011 Evidently, I am incorrect. There is a whole bunch of balderdash on the Internet today, and all it makes me think of is how nice it is outside. Metaphors abound,…
Uncategorized My House Is Full Of Enemy Combatants 1 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 Does any other male feel this way? Like, when you tell your wife you are cold and she says "Would a shirt help?" I have to put up with this…
Uncategorized Mothers: Because We All Have One 19 Dec 201012 Jan 2011 While I wait for the contents of the helix to unwind, I thought I would begin my re-re-re-introduction of myself with a small piece on mothers. Awesome creatures, aren't they?…
The Illogical Seminary 