Green Energy… Aspersions On The Asparagus 12 Aug 2021 Time to check up on Louie Gohmert. Louie has some fierce competition these days as to who can be America's dumbest elected official, but he's the O.G. of the modern…
Groyper… Group Groyper 12 Jul 2021 I think I have found the right-wing id. I have traced it down to Nicholas Fuentes. Nick's just hit my radar, as well as puberty. I seem to be a…
Uncategorized Make-Believe 9 Apr 20179 Apr 2017 Donald Trump is going to die by his own hand. I think we've known this for a while. Word is out that the Tomahawk strikes didn't damage the runways of…
Fucking Politics The New Pollution 25 Jan 201726 Jan 2017 I haven't posted since the inauguration. I am trying to keep my cool, but it's getting harder every day. My wife has a conniption at least once a day over…
Fucking Politics… OK, Let’s Stop Using This Phrase 18 Jan 201718 Jan 2017 "Fake news". Culture, you've lost your right to use these words together. We used to call this stuff "misinformation", "tabloid journalism", "hoaxes", or just "lies". Then 2016 happened, and the…
Fucking Politics… Putting The “Con” In Conway 9 Jan 201710 Jan 2017 I thought Kellyanne Conway was going to need close 24-hour supervision after the presidential campaign, especially if the Trumpers lost the election. Oh sure, you have your Scottie Nell Hugheses,…
Fucking Politics… Fly, Blackburn, Fly 3 Jan 201722 Mar 2024 Marsha-Marsha-Marsha Blackburn, representative of Tennessee, is a favorite here at the seminary. We love and simultaneously revile her for being one of the stupidest fucking congresspeople in the capitol. She's…
Uncategorized No School Like Homeschool 6 Dec 20167 Dec 2016 I could have been homeschooled, if it were legal in my childhood. My mother was very protective of me and if I didn't feel comfortable with the public schooling I…
Fucking Politics… Eye Of Newt 30 Nov 201630 Nov 2016 Yesterday, I talked a little bit about the possibility that Trump is purposefully distracting the media with outrageous tweets and playing up drama so he can assemble the Cabinet Of…
Fucking Politics… Burning Questions 29 Nov 201629 Nov 2016 1984: Joey Johnson, a communist rabble rouser, went to Texas to protest Reagan administration policies at the Republican National Convention. He and his comrades trashed their protest route, spray painting…
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