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So This Is What I Have To Do To Get Your Attention

I suddenly find myself relatively popular yesterday and today.

All I did was whip out an old chestnut upon learning of her death. It’s not polite to speak ill of the recently deceased, but Wonkette was the original poster of the gossip that Nancy Reagan Did Hollywood. I wonder if it is the story that interests you, or is it the fact that I said things like cocksucker and blowjob?

I’m going to perform a little experiment. I’m going to insert those words into the next few posts and I will see if my stats improve, regardless of the subject matter. I will also tag them. Then we will see if you just have a dirty mind or a real interest in what I bring to you.

I’m banking that you have sick minds. Because I’m more or less a bottom feeder, one of many tiliapia and catfishes in the blog world. I know this. I know I don’t spend enough time doing this. I’ve done much better. Lord knows I have done much worse, when I was ill.

Nevertheless, I want to see where people’s heads are at. Maybe we can separate this Nancy story from the act itself. I leave you with pictures.

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I wouldn’t refuse.

Sucking In The Forties

Well, Nancy Reagan is dead. Let me check in to base central to see if I care.

I really don’t. Ronald Reagan was President between the ages of 8 and 16 for me, so I really can’t say I remember the guy very well. But he was usually flanked by his wife when I saw them. They looked meant to be; they looked like royalty.

Depending on who you ask, the Reagans were either saints or assholes, though. Ask what anyone in the gay community thinks of those two.

So I don’t mind at all passing some salacity on, as we prepare for her interment. I don’t play fair, but if this went around about Michelle Obama you can bet your farm that this kind of shit would be all over the Reich-wing Internet.

I have bad news for those of you who loved and adored the Reagans and thought that Nancy was the epitome of class and sophistication. What I’m about to say isn’t what I’d call a bad thing; I applaud any woman who performs this ancient art.

You may have guessed by now: Nancy Reagan swallowed a lot of choad as a starlet, and earned a reputation for giving the best blowjobs in Hollywood:

According to Kitty Kelley’s biography, Nancy Reagan “was renowned in Hollywood for performing oral sex.” Just-say-yes Nancy–in the days when she was Nancy Davis–was known to give the best blowjob in town, “not only in the evening but in offices. [T]hat was one of the reasons that she was very popular on the MGM lot.” It must have made her very popular with Ronnie as well.

We’re all for the blowjob here at the Seminary. So we find no fault at all in Nancy’s proclivity for guzzling any cock she could wrap her lips around.

The world just lost a great fellatrix. I am saddened by this, at best.

 

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