Sucking In The Forties

Well, Nancy Reagan is dead. Let me check in to base central to see if I care.

I really don’t. Ronald Reagan was President between the ages of 8 and 16 for me, so I really can’t say I remember the guy very well. But he was usually flanked by his wife when I saw them. They looked meant to be; they looked like royalty.

Depending on who you ask, the Reagans were either saints or assholes, though. Ask what anyone in the gay community thinks of those two.

So I don’t mind at all passing some salacity on, as we prepare for her interment. I don’t play fair, but if this went around about Michelle Obama you can bet your farm that this kind of shit would be all over the Reich-wing Internet.

I have bad news for those of you who loved and adored the Reagans and thought that Nancy was the epitome of class and sophistication. What I’m about to say isn’t what I’d call a bad thing; I applaud any woman who performs this ancient art.

You may have guessed by now: Nancy Reagan swallowed a lot of choad as a starlet, and earned a reputation for giving the best blowjobs in Hollywood:

According to Kitty Kelley’s biography, Nancy Reagan “was renowned in Hollywood for performing oral sex.” Just-say-yes Nancy–in the days when she was Nancy Davis–was known to give the best blowjob in town, “not only in the evening but in offices. [T]hat was one of the reasons that she was very popular on the MGM lot.” It must have made her very popular with Ronnie as well.

We’re all for the blowjob here at the Seminary. So we find no fault at all in Nancy’s proclivity for guzzling any cock she could wrap her lips around.

The world just lost a great fellatrix. I am saddened by this, at best.

 

About The Head Seminarian

I might be the nicest person you'll ever meet, but if you don't believe me, that is because I hate you. I went to war, I went to father, I came, I saw, and it is a mess. I wouldn't have it any other way. Shitty people amuse me, people who act like human volcanoes fascinate me like fine art. Life is beautiful, and it is under attack in a manner heretofore unseen in history. I came to remind you of this, not make it worse. I might be writing a blog. Yes, that's all I am doing, now that I think about it. If you have a bad memory, you will forget this. Even I forget sometimes, so we're cool.

Posted on March 6, 2016, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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