Fucking Politics Foot In Mouth Disease 9 Jul 20159 Jul 2015 Elitist piece of dogfuck Jeb Bush says we're not slaving hard enough: “My aspiration for the country and I believe we can achieve it, is 4 percent growth as far…
Uncategorized Kicking And Screaming 8 Jul 2015 The tantrum over gay marriage continues, this time in Louisiana: A routine order issued by the Louisiana Supreme Court on Tuesday transformed into a flame war among four of the…
Uncategorized Cruz Control 7 Jul 20157 Jul 2015 There is a secret conversation that has happened in the wake of the gay marriage decision. Should we remove tax-exempt status from churches if they are going to get involved…
Uncategorized Dumb Dynasty 7 Jul 20157 Jul 2015 In their neverending quest to remain Palinesquely relevant, the Duck Dynasty folks sporadically issue brain-vomit from their faceholes about something they don't understand. Each utterance is somehow exponentially more stupid…
Uncategorized Last Jerks Standing 2 Jul 2015 Parts of Alabama are going to whine themselves into contempt: Yes, Alabama's probate judges have to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, a federal judge in Mobile clarified on Wednesday.…
Uncategorized Sad Little People 1 Jul 20151 Jul 2015 Some pigfucker in Tennessee is taking the anti-gay backlash in the wake of the marriage decision to a new level; he's announced a no-fag policy in his shitty little business.…
Fucking Politics South-Cackalackee Style 19 Jun 201519 Jun 2015 What is it with fucking flags? Why do we clutch them to our hearts? I just don't get it. I don't pledge allegiance to mine anymore. I think it inspires…
Uncategorized Jody Hice Is A Gibbering Moron 18 Jun 201518 Jun 2015 Congress needs to test each new member on the Constitution. Because Republican (surprise!) bumblers like Jody Hice just don't know what's in it, as usual: Georgia Rep. Jody Hice claims…
Uncategorized Sarah Palin Speaks In Mad Libs 17 Jun 201517 Jun 2015 I can't do much with this. There's no point in taking apart her verbiage because it doesn't mean anything. It's just a string of non-sequiturs. Remember how you wrote in…
Uncategorized Auntie Vaxx 16 Jun 201516 Jun 2015 California is gearing up to remove the "personal belief" exemption from children's vaccines. That's important: The reason why California lawmakers are considering SB 277 is because scientists have figured out…
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