Election 2022… Hate To Say They Told You So 10 Nov 2022 On Wednesday, I mounted a minor defense of the polling industry. I did so because I looked around and found them wanting, but I have to say, I found unprofessional…
Tucker Carlson… Next We’ll Be Revisiting Fluoridated Water-Tucker Carlson Is An Insane Conspiracy-Spewing Asshole 29 Jun 20226 Jul 2022 I've taken quite a vacation from watching Tucker Carlson. His show has devolved in a way I could never imagine. Used to be a time when, however wrong he was,…
Iran… Unable To Lead 28 Nov 2021 There's a general feeling in the air these days that the United States is in decline. Last week, it was added to a list of "backsliding democracies". Think of that.…
Green Energy… Aspersions On The Asparagus 12 Aug 2021 Time to check up on Louie Gohmert. Louie has some fierce competition these days as to who can be America's dumbest elected official, but he's the O.G. of the modern…
Uncategorized Make-Believe 9 Apr 20179 Apr 2017 Donald Trump is going to die by his own hand. I think we've known this for a while. Word is out that the Tomahawk strikes didn't damage the runways of…
Fucking Politics… Here The Fuck We Go Again 8 Apr 20178 Apr 2017 I worry that the left (which I am a card-carrying member of) is overplaying its hand with respect to Donald Trump. That is not me saying get off Donald Trump's…
Fucking Politics… Maybe You Didn’t Hear Me The First Time 15 Mar 201722 Mar 2024 That's understandable. Very few people come to see me, unless Tucker Carlson is being an asshole. Which, I suppose suits me just fine. I often write because I have to.…
Uncategorized Ghosts 29 Jan 201730 Jan 2017 Alright, you guys. Enough already. It is time to stop assuming that the Trump administration is acting surreptitiously. It is also time to stop saying that proclamation X is just…
Fucking Politics… Putting The “Con” In Conway 9 Jan 201710 Jan 2017 I thought Kellyanne Conway was going to need close 24-hour supervision after the presidential campaign, especially if the Trumpers lost the election. Oh sure, you have your Scottie Nell Hugheses,…
Fucking Politics… Fly, Blackburn, Fly 3 Jan 201722 Mar 2024 Marsha-Marsha-Marsha Blackburn, representative of Tennessee, is a favorite here at the seminary. We love and simultaneously revile her for being one of the stupidest fucking congresspeople in the capitol. She's…
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