Georgia… I Thought Jesus Wasn’t Into Moneychangers 23 Nov 202223 Nov 2022 So after getting her ass soundly beat by Raphael Warnock, Georgia's Mrs. Moneybags Kelly Loeffler went into the banking business. With a fun twist! It was a Christian bank. I…
Evolution… Sorry, Christians. You Will Never Be Truly Scientific If You Don’t Know What Science Is 26 May 202221 Sep 2022 We here at the seminary have enjoyed kicking Ken Ham and his ridiculous ideas about science around. Today, I came across a twelve year old post from his organization of…
Uncategorized Too Extreme For Alabama 21 Apr 201721 Apr 2017 There is such a thing. In the age of Trump, sometimes it feels like everything is hopelessly fucked and there is no way to change it. Right-wing radicals are trying…
Uncategorized Neil, You’re Missing Something 20 Apr 2017 Far be it from me to delve into the technicalities of a particular piece of jurisprudence. But as a lay person, I feel I can demur against the judicial reasoning…
Uncategorized Todd Starnes Can Hum On My Sack 24 Feb 201722 Mar 2024 Todd Starnes is the undisputed king of conservative twerps. Some of you may already know who he is. He's wound up on my radar several times for being a smug,…
Fucking Politics… OK, Let’s Stop Using This Phrase 18 Jan 201718 Jan 2017 "Fake news". Culture, you've lost your right to use these words together. We used to call this stuff "misinformation", "tabloid journalism", "hoaxes", or just "lies". Then 2016 happened, and the…
Uncategorized No School Like Homeschool 6 Dec 20167 Dec 2016 I could have been homeschooled, if it were legal in my childhood. My mother was very protective of me and if I didn't feel comfortable with the public schooling I…
Uncategorized Burkini Atoll 19 Aug 201620 Aug 2016 What the actual fuck is all this about? That's what the French Riviera wants to know. So much so that they don't want it on their beaches. That, friends, is…
Uncategorized Hamming It Up 18 Aug 201618 Aug 2016 Ken Ham, the bible brandishing, excitable, man-sized rodent is twittering nervously about shit he doesn't understand again. Much like Donald Trump, he can't stand to be alone with his thoughts…
Uncategorized It’s Coach For You 31 May 201622 Mar 2024 Well the thing I feared that would happen in Oklahoma just happened in Virginia: Tamar Courtney and Morgan Strong have been together for six years and will be getting married…
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