Uncategorized Dumb Dynasty 7 Jul 20157 Jul 2015 In their neverending quest to remain Palinesquely relevant, the Duck Dynasty folks sporadically issue brain-vomit from their faceholes about something they don't understand. Each utterance is somehow exponentially more stupid…
Uncategorized Spreading Love 1 Jul 20151 Jul 2015 Let me be clear; I am not a fan of any religion. But it probably looks like I just bash Christians. I need to be more, er, inclusive in my…
Uncategorized Sad Little People 1 Jul 20151 Jul 2015 Some pigfucker in Tennessee is taking the anti-gay backlash in the wake of the marriage decision to a new level; he's announced a no-fag policy in his shitty little business.…
Uncategorized Auntie Vaxx 16 Jun 201516 Jun 2015 California is gearing up to remove the "personal belief" exemption from children's vaccines. That's important: The reason why California lawmakers are considering SB 277 is because scientists have figured out…
Fucking Politics Hammer Time 16 Jun 201522 Mar 2024 "The Bugman" is back. He really never left us, though. He's one of those psychopaths who can't stay out of the public eye for long. He's a weasel of the…
Uncategorized The Spirit Of Capitalism 15 Jun 201515 Jun 2015 You know, I don't go out of my way to find these ridiculous stories about Christians behaving badly. They sort of just fall in my lap during the course of…
Fucking Politics Paging Doctor Asshole 12 Jun 201512 Jun 2015 Picking on Ben Carson is too easy. He doesn't understand the Constitution, he thinks Obama wants to declare martial law so he can pursue a third term, and says other…
Uncategorized Ken Ham Is A Gerbil-Faced Pettifogger 11 Jun 201511 Jun 2015 Miley Cyrus is in the news again, sort of. It was only a matter of time before she took her clothes off somewhere. Good for her. Don't bother me none.…
Uncategorized Book Learning 10 Jun 201510 Jun 2015 Here's a novel, but unsurprising way to deny anthropogenic climate change: Catholic League president, Bill Donohue, has a bone to pick with Pope Francis. The latter has shown himself to…
Uncategorized Alternative Realities 10 Jun 201510 Jun 2015 Yesterday we talked about people inventing their own realities because they can't reconcile actual reality with their cockamamie religious beliefs. It appears that we have to go a little further…