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She’s Ready

Most people find the vice presidential debates unnecessary, dry, and boring. Last night’s was anything but.

Because there will probably no debate between Joe Biden and Donald Trump that won’t be a five alarm conflagration, it devolved upon the vice presidential hopefuls to perhaps actually talk about the issues.

Some of us were worried that the oleaginous Pence would dispense of Harris in the same manner that he coolly handled Tim Kaine. But Biden purposely picked someone with more pluck than he, and she completely made Pence her bitch the whole ninety minutes.

I would tell you if she sucked. Scout’s honor.

I daresay Harris had fun flaying Pence. There was a light in her eyes. She was nearly bouncing in her chair, ready to fight. She had command of all of the issues. She made it very clear early on that she would not be interrupted, and that was important since Trump and Pence are using interruptions to throw their adversary off track. Harris was having none of it. She answered all of the questions and left Pence wasting his time trying to rebut her attacks. While Pence droned on about how great things are and how wonderful Donald Trump is, Harris swatted down all of Pence’s arglebargle, indicted him and his running mate, and laid out a hopeful blueprint for the future.

What we now know is that Pence and Trump’s vision of America is stale. Everyone is tired of all of it, how it sounds, how it looks. We’ve mostly realized we have made a treacherous detour by electing a failed businessman/internet troll who sucks his own dick all day long and his smarmy god-bothering sidekick. Last night, not only did Kamala Harris make that clear, but she showed she is worthy to represent today and tomorrow’s Democratic party, and the world may just get brighter with her at the helm come 2024.

OK, Conservatives Can Be Funny

Hugh Hewitt, known as a “smart” conservative and gatekeeper, said the funniest fucking thing today. While outdone in the laughter department by Ben Carson and Ted Cruz, it’s his turn to bring the hilarity:

Saying it’s “obvious,” best-selling author and national talk show host Hugh Hewitt is urging all of the nearly two dozen potential Republican presidential candidates to pick 2012 GOP nominee Mitt Romney as their vice presidential choice. 

This is the kind of unintentional joke I live for.

Well, this is what happens when you run third-stringers for President, Republicans. Your whole field is like a New York sports team in the  90’s; they blow chunks so you buy an expensive, yet aging veteran to bring star power motivation. Except in this case it won’t do any good. Can you really consider Mitt Romney a leading light? You sure about this?

God damn,”The Queen” is gonna cream ya.

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