OK, Conservatives Can Be Funny

Hugh Hewitt, known as a “smart” conservative and gatekeeper, said the funniest fucking thing today. While outdone in the laughter department by Ben Carson and Ted Cruz, it’s his turn to bring the hilarity:

Saying it’s “obvious,” best-selling author and national talk show host Hugh Hewitt is urging all of the nearly two dozen potential Republican presidential candidates to pick 2012 GOP nominee Mitt Romney as their vice presidential choice. 

This is the kind of unintentional joke I live for.

Well, this is what happens when you run third-stringers for President, Republicans. Your whole field is like a New York sports team in the  90’s; they blow chunks so you buy an expensive, yet aging veteran to bring star power motivation. Except in this case it won’t do any good. Can you really consider Mitt Romney a leading light? You sure about this?

God damn,”The Queen” is gonna cream ya.

About The Head Seminarian

I might be the nicest person you'll ever meet, but if you don't believe me, that is because I hate you. I went to war, I went to father, I came, I saw, and it is a mess. I wouldn't have it any other way. Shitty people amuse me, people who act like human volcanoes fascinate me like fine art. Life is beautiful, and it is under attack in a manner heretofore unseen in history. I came to remind you of this, not make it worse. I might be writing a blog. Yes, that's all I am doing, now that I think about it. If you have a bad memory, you will forget this. Even I forget sometimes, so we're cool.

Posted on June 2, 2015, in Fucking Politics and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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