OK, Conservatives Can Be Funny

Hugh Hewitt, known as a “smart” conservative and gatekeeper, said the funniest fucking thing today. While outdone in the laughter department by Ben Carson and Ted Cruz, it’s his turn to bring the hilarity:

Saying it’s “obvious,” best-selling author and national talk show host Hugh Hewitt is urging all of the nearly two dozen potential Republican presidential candidates to pick 2012 GOP nominee Mitt Romney as their vice presidential choice. 

This is the kind of unintentional joke I live for.

Well, this is what happens when you run third-stringers for President, Republicans. Your whole field is like a New York sports team in the  90’s; they blow chunks so you buy an expensive, yet aging veteran to bring star power motivation. Except in this case it won’t do any good. Can you really consider Mitt Romney a leading light? You sure about this?

God damn,”The Queen” is gonna cream ya.

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