Daily Archives: August 23, 2007
Ari, You Stupid Fuck
Shorter Ari Fleischer: Being wrong in 2002 is soooo five years ago. We’re right now, though. Do you want whatshisface to lose his leg for nothing?
The Illogical Seminary
The Illogical Seminary- Weird History January 9, 2021That was a hell of a week, wasn’t it? Not content with Congressional attempts to monkeyfuck the vote, thousands of Trump’s unofficial “militia” overran the Capitol grounds, climbed the walls, broke into the building, shit and pissed on things, stole property and posed for selfies in MOC offices. Lawmakers hid in the chambers with gas […]The Head Seminarian
- Out Of Trump Cards December 12, 2020Well, we are still stuck in the longest Election Period Day ever. That’s right, over a month has passed since the official day, and Donald Trump is still insisting that he won while flailing in every legal direction possible to validate his wacky claims. I myself am bored to tears listening to his puling on […]The Head Seminarian
- Life In The Time Of Corona December 6, 2020Been a long time, occasional reader. I’ve been a bit preoccupied lately. My 17-year old has COVID and the last thing on my mind is writing. It looks like he will be OK, so I’m going to try not to worry too much. He can’t taste, he’s congested and a little short of breath but […]The Head Seminarian
- Logistical Nightmares II November 18, 2020I have recounted some of the positive effects I had on the Army’s medical supply system, in theater and out. When you do something in the service, especially in wartime, you have a blank check to complete your mission. The comptroller wanted a tally of what you spent but you were free to spend as […]The Head Seminarian
- Morning, For Real This Time November 7, 2020We did it. We removed the most toxic president in modern history using the arsenal of our democracy. He’s currently having the shittiest game of golf in his life. It’s been a long road to get here for me. Since 2016, my negativity about the state of the nation had steadily been increasing. The impeachment […]The Head Seminarian
- Between Hope And Annihilation November 4, 2020It’s the morning after the election, and I am sad to take note of how many people voted for our unstable, mercurial, homicidal incumbent. It’s clear that we on the left have not come fully to grips with who we are as a nation. As the land lays right now (8am), we don’t have a […]The Head Seminarian
- Logistical Nightmares October 26, 2020I was trained as a medical supply logistician by the Army. It’s the only job I’ve really ever felt good about. My first instinct was to help people get well. Yet, along the road in my career, I found myself in the service of the devil. I went from making it rain for healthcare providers […]The Head Seminarian
- Not Even Trying To Hide It October 25, 2020Here at the seminary, we try not to pass up opportunities to mark certain notable events. I’m a little hungover, but my brain nevertheless got stuck on this exchange between Mark Meadows and Jake Tapper: MEADOWS: “We are not going to control the pandemic. We are going to control the fact that we get vaccines, therapeutics and other […]The Head Seminarian
- On Hating Mike Love October 19, 2020You could say I am a pretty big Beach Boys fan. I came to the group late in my mid twenties, having learned that my faves The Beatles were jealous about the musical powers of Brian Wilson. I thought that was odd, because to me up until then they had always been little more than […]The Head Seminarian
- What’s Left Of Conservatism October 16, 2020No rational person would support Donald Trump in 2020. That circus freak is still going to get 50 million people or more to vote for him, though. Ever wonder why? I have a guess. Besides them all being members of a death cult of personality. Dead babies and Stalin. There’s really nothing left of the […]The Head Seminarian
- Weird History January 9, 2021
