March, 2009 - The Illogical Seminary

12 Mar 2009

Someone please give Chuck Norris gainful employment, thus saving us from this: On Glenn Beck's radio show last week, I quipped in response to our wayward federal government, "I may…

Fighty Shouty Republicans 15 Nov 2023

In America, we like to pride ourselves as being a democracy to be duplicated; as such, it typically behaves with civility. Four years of Trump truly helped bring this country’s discourse into the gutter with his grade school twittering to degrade and denounce anyone who stood astride of him. Now anything goes, quite literally. EvenContinue […]

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It’s Not The Death. It’s The Dying 10 Nov 2023

So me and the wife started watching Six Feet Under again. We have tons of other shows to watch, but since Netflix auto-suggested that half of Generation X stream it, we found ourselves part of that half. Mostly, it holds up. So far, we’re only up to Season 2 and it is good to seeContinue […]

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A Big Bite 15 Aug 2023

I don’t like covering Trump much because he’s the a subject line for a lot of other journalism, but for posterity, we here want to mark the day that Trump is officially being popped for all the dirt he did in Georgia to flip the election. And it’s not just for his “perfect” phone call.Continue […]

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Chinese Junk 8 Aug 2023

One must wonder as global instability increases-is there a future after a third world war? Historians often point to a chain of smaller events that begin each world conflict. Russia’s incursion into Ukraine is most certainly some sort of flashpoint for a wider conflict as more nations pour arms into Ukrainian hands. And now weContinue […]

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Fossil Fuels 7 Aug 2023

If you’ve been an avid watcher of MSNBC like me, you have seen them go through several talent drains. Phil Griffin took several hammers to their programming, first trying to fire Keith Olbermann and then they scattered to the wind their successful (as successful daytime newstalk can be at least) young eager beavers like AlexContinue […]

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Death Becomes Us 6 Aug 2023

What can we say about this human life that already hasn’t been beaten to death by cliche and nonsense? First we must get rid of the notion that our life is special. It is, but perhaps not in the same way we are accustomed to thinking. Often we shield ourselves from psychic pain when weContinue […]

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Word Play 5 Aug 2023

So I’m reading this Derrida For Dummies primer, and so far I am not completely baffled by what he is saying. He tried to do away with Western thought by attacking the words it uses to function daily, creating a sort of trap door under anything that can be used to solidify meaning. He andContinue […]

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Legislative Suicide 28 Jul 2023

In Ukraine, there is a war of attrition happening. It’s a forgone conclusion who benefits from that. So too, we have one passing through or legislative bodies. The flame of war on women’s bodies and the war on LGBTQ has licked at the Veteran’s Administration, and the 320 billion dollar budget will stall if theContinue […]

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Maybe I’m Dumb On Economics 27 Jul 2023

Jerome Powell continues tying to drop a daisy cutter on an ant pile, for what reason I could not say: After briefly pausing its war on inflation last month, the Federal Reserve is resuming the battle by hiking its benchmark interest rate to the highest level in 22 years. The central bank concluded a two-day policyContinue […]

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Falling From Grace 27 Jul 2023

There’s nothing wrong with snickering about someone going oopsie-daisie once in a while. Many of us delighted in Chevy Chase’s impression of Gerald Ford on Saturday Night Live. Falls and trips are funnier than farts by a yard. I’ve been watching asshole righties make fun of the president for slips and falls. I watched themContinue […]

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Month: March 2009

Missing In Action:Chuck Norris’ Sanity

Alan Keyes Is Making…The Muttering Homeless Sound Like Rhodes Scholars