Look. I ain’t made of wood.
Kyrsten Sinema is hot cha.
I don’t like her very much right now, but today I shall make an exception for her rock headed independence. She’s signed on to raising the debt limit.
Now she’s sexier. Always root for a woman who is smarter than you. You just be clever and she will keep coming back. She decoupled herself from Manchin, and I say huzzah. I have to take my writing slow, because I caught another hospitalization by taking 14 hours to find some fucking Dunhill menthols. They’re about 12 miles away, but I went 45 into a neighboring county. 12 midnight, I shoot past a local countie mountie, not speeding but the cop clearly thought I was on something or drunk.
Not so. I was using one of those pot analogues, HHC, with Delta-10.
Felt fucking good, and I decided to take the shortcuts home.
Google maps objected to every turn I made. I kept going west, because that is where home is.
Then I went mudbogging.
That was fun as fuck. Diamond in the back, sunroof top, diggin the scene with a gangster lean. Said I was gonna be home at seven thirty. I gave the cop my veterans card, and he did the follow my finger thing. Which I did, and he seemed mollified that I wasn’t fucked up, just lost, with a cabful of marijuana stink.
I did not go to jail. I never have. He knew something was wrong with me. I couldn’t have agreed more. I got a quick ride back to the VA ER, where the doctors could not establish a reason to keep me. Two meatloafs later and an Ativan, I lost four hours…and at eight went to 2G, which is a Foucaltian prison without walls. You have the key. Disciplin instead of punish. Five days passed and I got sprung, and despite a few setbacks, the family feels comfortable living with a mentally imbalanced person. For I must live with four people; that includes myself.
I was happy to see the staff, and they are always happy to see me.
But I better not see them again out of town. That will be another 3 day hold if I even touch a pot product.
Oh well. Just as I was getting good at that primo weed.
You can’t always get what you want. You can’t even get what you need sometimes.
So be strong, have a little patience. I will never be free of this stupid disease.