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Who’s Mentally Ill Here?

(I'll give you a hint: it's not the guy yelling "Hail Satan".)

Not Necessarily The Nudes

13 Oct 201515 Oct 2015

A weary giant has fallen. Due to the blowing of certain financial winds, Playboy is not going to show nudity anymore. The 14-year old in me just died a little.…

Quick Question

11 Oct 201511 Oct 2015

If God's power is so evident, then why do so many of his "prophets" have to pretend they have it?

Oh, Jim

8 Oct 201510 Oct 2015

It'd be funny if it weren't so damn sad: Pastor Jim Bakker and the guests on his show asserted this week that Satanic worship services were taking place in some…

Fuck This Motherfucking Fuck

6 Oct 20156 Oct 2015

I'm gonna have to pop a handful of Xanax before I get on the Internet. Because inevitably, there will be a story about the latest...intriguing thing that Ben Carson has…

It’s The Wrong Way

Let's face it; if it weren't for the oil, we'd have nothing to do with ISIS. We just wouldn't give a shit. Our tar baby, Iraq, will keep holding us…

Ghouls

3 Oct 20153 Oct 2015

Searching for upsides to Oregon? Look no further: The deadliest mass killing in the state’s history had taken place a few miles away and to the staff and customers of…

Fucking Politics

From The “I Don’t Really Want To Be President” Files

2 Oct 20153 Oct 2015

I'm just gonna let this one sink in: "Stuff happens," said Jeb Bush Friday, in response to this week's shooting at an Oregon community college that left nine deceased victims and…

Fucking Politics

Honesty Is The Best Policy

1 Oct 20151 Oct 2015

Not content with third place, Carly Fiorina tries to corner the neoconservative donors: “I believe we must tell the Russians that we will conduct [and] we will secure a no-fly…

Oh Well, The Romance Couldn’t Last Forever

As popes go, Francis is a good egg. But the fact is that he is still a religious person, and therefore believes in some very stupid things. He's taken the…