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The Illogical Seminary
The Illogical Seminary- Aspersions On The Asparagus August 12, 2021Time to check up on Louie Gohmert. Louie has some fierce competition these days as to who can be America’s dumbest elected official, but he’s the O.G. of the modern Know-Nothings. He can still be reliably counted on to have the most absurd takes on any subject. Louie had a few things to say about […]The Head Seminarian
- Tucker Carlson Is A Gullible Asshole August 9, 2021So Schmucker has been cozying up to Hungary’s Viktor Orban, known all over the world as an “illiberal” “dictator”. He’s protectionist, nationalist, populist…you know, basically another Trump. He even has his own wall to keep immigrants out. And Tucker could not contain himself, rhapsodizing that Hungary is freer than The United States. Until… Tucker got […] […]The Head Seminarian
- Jive Talkin’ August 7, 2021Donald Trump achieved very little in his four years in office except for maybe giving a tax cut to the wealthy. Now that he is out, he wants congressional Republicans to do the same. Trump, possibly unaware of his waning influence, had this to say about an infrastructure deal that could pass the upper chamber: […]The Head Seminarian
- Two Sides, Same Coin August 6, 2021It’s a race to the bottom today to see which country can be the most authoritarian. And the United States likes to be first in any competition. But we are reminded sometimes that we are not at all alone in racing to that distinction. Now we’ve all seen the rush by conservatives to blame China […]The Head Seminarian
- Sail On Sailor August 5, 2021The lady says write. So I pushed the button, and here we are. I started therapy for depression a few weeks ago, and one of the things I have been instructed to do is do this daily as a way of working through this trough of unhappiness that I’m currently wallowing in. I don’t know […]The Head Seminarian
- Hand Of Doom July 19, 2021I never saw it coming. How silly of me. I don’t know how they did it, but conservative forces have figured out a way to politicize vaccination and make it unpalatable to a certain cross-section of society. Why are they doing it? Like, what’s Fox’s endgame? To kill as many viewers as possible? What’s most […]The Head Seminarian
- Group Groyper July 12, 2021I think I have found the right-wing id. I have traced it down to Nicholas Fuentes. Nick’s just hit my radar, as well as puberty. I seem to be a bit late to the party, but the kid is making a name for himself by out-outraging the outraged right. He’s even started fights between Charlie […]The Head Seminarian
- Tucker Carlson Is A Weasel. And An Asshole. June 25, 2021I’ve been happily mining Carlson’s greatest hits for clicks. But you may have noticed that he’s gone from laughable asshole to dangerous asshole in the last year or so. I’m way behind on calling him out. Let’s just get back gently on the horse with a new clip of him taking cheap shots at a […]The Head Seminarian
- Twin Sinema June 23, 2021Yesterday, the Voting Rights Act died because Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema do not understand-even at this late stage of the game-that Republicans have no interest in passing laws, unless it has something to do with abortion or taxes. It’s plainly obvious for all to see, but those two buttheads are still being painfully obtuse […]The Head Seminarian
- Who Is The Batshittiest? May 21, 2021Now I myself have not gone down to the land of Q to see the hottest, most hilarious poop-I use Twitter as a go-between so I don’t have to go too far down that rabbit hole. I wouldn’t even know where to find them on the internet, honestly. But I do know who their most […]The Head Seminarian
- Aspersions On The Asparagus August 12, 2021
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