Uncategorized Dumb Dynasty 7 Jul 20157 Jul 2015 In their neverending quest to remain Palinesquely relevant, the Duck Dynasty folks sporadically issue brain-vomit from their faceholes about something they don't understand. Each utterance is somehow exponentially more stupid…
Uncategorized Slow Train Coming 4 Jul 2015 We're almost there. Diplomats said Saturday that Iran and six world powers have reached tentative agreement on sanctions relief for Tehran, among the most contentious issues in a long-term nuclear agreement…
Fucking Politics To Be Expected 3 Jul 20153 Jul 2015 Fox News' stable of pundits and commentators are easily the most witless fuckbags ever to stink up a TV channel lineup. They're out there every day being wrong about something.…
Uncategorized Last Jerks Standing 2 Jul 2015 Parts of Alabama are going to whine themselves into contempt: Yes, Alabama's probate judges have to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, a federal judge in Mobile clarified on Wednesday.…
Uncategorized See A Doctor 2 Jul 20152 Jul 2015 Don't do your religion any favors by prophesying when what you have is a mental condition: On Tuesday’s edition of “Trunews,” End Times broadcaster Rick Wiles delivered a eulogy for…
Uncategorized Broad Way 1 Jul 2015 I believe in progress. I think that while there may be temporary setbacks to freedom and prosperity for all, the arc of history will bend towards the little guy eventually.…
Uncategorized Spreading Love 1 Jul 20151 Jul 2015 Let me be clear; I am not a fan of any religion. But it probably looks like I just bash Christians. I need to be more, er, inclusive in my…
Uncategorized Sad Little People 1 Jul 20151 Jul 2015 Some pigfucker in Tennessee is taking the anti-gay backlash in the wake of the marriage decision to a new level; he's announced a no-fag policy in his shitty little business.…
Uncategorized And Then My Mind Split Open 30 Jun 201530 Jun 2015 Do you require a pretty face to help you pay attention to a speaker? Here, watch a cute girl make you feel as tiny as a quark as she tries…
Uncategorized Keep Your Commandments 30 Jun 201522 Mar 2024 I have good news mixed with bad. The good news is, if you're a free-thinking Oklahoman, you will no longer have to wonder what the ten commandments are doing at…
The Illogical Seminary 