Uncategorized I Thought People Liked The Sun 21 Jan 201121 Jan 2011 Evidently, I am incorrect. There is a whole bunch of balderdash on the Internet today, and all it makes me think of is how nice it is outside. Metaphors abound,…
postaday2011… Screwing Up Someone’s Newspaper Is Fun 19 Jan 201119 Jan 2011 Everyone likes a newspaper. Wait, that's not true because you are all too busy blabbering on the Internet to actually fucking do anything like learn, so now you have to…
postaday2011 Like People, But If You Fall In Love With Yourself… 19 Jan 201119 Jan 2011 You fall in a pool. At least that's what I am told by what little I know about Greek myths. Some of you may have read them; that would be…
postaday2011 On Twittering 16 Jan 201117 Jan 2011 What is the point of "twittering"? Birds twitter. I don't know how this is even an option for humans. Oh, I see. This is a way for people to get…
postaday2011 Now And Then 15 Jan 201117 Jan 2011 I feel like I have a tumor in my fucking head, sometimes. I get about four posts into this, and am trying to figure out why the hell anyone wants…
postaday2011 The Wife Gets A Litter Sicker Than I Do, Sometimes… 15 Jan 201117 Jan 2011 It's only 3:43. I'm just killing time, waiting in the corner for my wife to go to bed. She's not feeling very well, and I have a hard time dealing…
Uncategorized God-Damned Motherfucking Router, Either You Go, Or I Go Cry 7 Jan 201112 Jan 2011 This is the first time I have been able to get on the Internet for days. I was having "technical issues". This means in plain parlance that I do not…
Uncategorized Net Neutrality: A No Brainer, But Americans Have No Brains 31 Dec 201012 Jan 2011 I'm trying to enjoy my coffee, and this is the shit I see: 55% of Americans support the removal of Net Neutrality. This is like asking your telephone book deliverer…
Uncategorized Everyone Uses Facebook, And No One Knows How It Works 20 Dec 201012 Jan 2011 Let me preface this by saying that I have never, ever understood Facebook. I don't think I ever will. I don't even know how I got on it. If I…
The Illogical Seminary 