Net Neutrality: A No Brainer, But Americans Have No Brains
I’m trying to enjoy my coffee, and this is the shit I see: 55% of Americans support the removal of Net Neutrality.
This is like asking your telephone book deliverer to rip random pages out of your phone book.
This is like telling your TV provider to come to your house to remove buttons on your remote. “There,” he says, looking at the empty holes that used to be 5 and 7. “Looks much better.”
This is like, so stupid I feel bad I have to mention this.
The internet belongs to YOU. It does not belong to major communication providers. I don’t care how you slice it. Isn’t your provider ripping your ass off monthly? You say to your wife, “I don’t even use half this shit and they want WHAT for this?” Your wife agrees.
No one should tell you what’s ok for you to watch while you are on the internet. I don’t care if you are inserting dildos into braying donkeys just to see the sound it makes as long as the donkey seems to be enjoying it. I don’t care if you are installing shower cams into convent showers. Nuns are probably stacked, that’s why they are nuns.
I don’t care as long as you are not hurting anything or anyone. No communication company should be telling you to stop fucking with the nuns. There’s enough net police out there as it is, and they take down offensive content when you, the consumer complain. This is not tantamount to begging AT&T to protect you from the donkey. The donkey video will disappear as soon as YouTube finds it. That is all there is to it.
Hate ads? Wait until Comcast gets started with your browsing-in a browser which they will select for you.
Stop fucking with the Internet. You do what you do with your TV, you change the channel. Leave the rest of us alone.