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From The Desk Of

26 Jan 201626 Jan 2016

Just yesterday, I was up Obama's ass for deployment of troops to Iraq. But it's his last year, and he is going to run out of ink in his executive…

Sick Of It All

23 Jan 201623 Jan 2016

Broken promises. Betrayal. Lying. This is the language of politics. This is what they do best. Today, Barack Obama announced, through his Secretary of Defense, that it's time to go…

Carly Fiorina Is Shower Scum

22 Jan 201622 Jan 2016

Carly "No Chance At Even Getting Close To the White House Unless On A Guided Tour"Fiorina is still out there meeting and greeting. There's a thing called the Young Republicans, and…

No-Win Situation

I have a new conspiracy theory. The Republican party does not want to win the presidency. Sound outrageous? But look at the facts: Sarah Palin, the former Alaska governor and…

Obsessions With Power And Strength

13 Jan 201613 Jan 2016

Those are our biggest exports. And America can't stop blabbering on in superlatives about how we have those things. Even Democrats are guilty of trying to project them into the world. Any…

What Are We Waiting For?

I'd like an answer as to why the mother lovers holing up in that federal preserve move freely and are able to get press. Hello, FBI? Looking at you. The…

I Have Lost Interest In Ben Carson

8 Jan 20168 Jan 2016

I still hate him with every fiber of my body. But the real reason for giving up abusing Ben is that I can't keep up with the stupid fucking things…

They Have To Give It A New Name

7 Jan 20167 Jan 2016

Did you know that we live in something called the Holocene era? You did? Damn. I should know this, shouldn't I? However, I'm not gonna let my stupid get in…

In Defense Of The Background Check

In the oughts, conservatives would ridicule liberals for blaming everything on George Bush. They gave a name to it: BDS. Bush Derangement Syndrome. It was clever enough, except now the…

Man’s Blast Friend

They have books about how your cat is trying to kill you. But dogs are the ones who almost succeed: This past weekend, a chocolate Labrador retriever named "Trigger" accidentally…