Uncategorized The Gay Codes And Other Horrible Shit 27 Mar 201527 Mar 2015 It's always darkest before the dawn. And things are getting grim. Conservatives have seized power everywhere, and are doing the kinds of things they'd only talk about to get people…
Uncategorized More Conservative “Humor” 27 Mar 2015 There's a good reason why liberals run the entertainment industry. It's because conservatives lack the requisite imagination to put people in seats. Nowhere are they more lacking in chops than…
Uncategorized To Have And To Scold 25 Mar 201527 Mar 2015 Christians think that marriage was created by God. Never mind how twisted marriage actually is in the Bible... Yep. Anyway, as is the norm for the loopier of our Christian…
Uncategorized This Week In What The Fuck 24 Mar 2015 I don't even know how to approach this bucket of sick and stupid: "Duck Dynasty” patriarch Phil Robertson conjured up a lurid fantasy about the rape and murder of an…
Uncategorized You’re Jewing It All Wrong 24 Mar 201515 Mar 2023 Dennis Prager wants American Jews to reflexively support the state of Israel, no matter what its policies are. So, if you don't support apartheid and native removal, you're a bad…
Uncategorized Poopypants McCain 22 Mar 201515 Mar 2023 America's Crankiest Senator, John McCain, accuses Barack Obama of having "a temper tantrum" regarding his treatment of Benjamin Netanyahu, not realizing he is throwing one of his own. Sen. John…
Uncategorized Jingo Ba 20 Mar 201520 Mar 2015 Last week was Foreign Language Week. But nationalistic fetishists were having none of it: A school in upstate New York has apologized for reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in Arabic…
Uncategorized Ancient History 17 Mar 201518 Mar 2015 Astrology is still wildly popular. It's based upon the notion that stars and planets plot your destiny. As if the heavens care about your little ass. The bulk of humanity…
Uncategorized Survival Type 15 Mar 201515 Mar 2015 Is conservatism like a mental autoimmune disorder? Because I can't figure out for the life of me how on earth Glenn Beck came around to the idea that Grover Norquist…
Uncategorized Tall Tales 14 Mar 201515 Mar 2015 The cult of Reagan is alive and well. Here's Scott Walker with a delightful(but untrue) anecdote about the departed president: He described being invited by Nancy Reagan to give a…
The Illogical Seminary 