Fucking Politics Bombs All Over Baghdad 31 Jul 20156 Aug 2015 The other Republican with bad hair, Rand Paul, is in the middle of a shit sandwich. Oh sure, he'll probably get to sit at the big kids table come August…
Fucking Politics Educate Me Some More 24 Jul 20155 Aug 2015 Every day I learn something. Thanks to the miracle of the Internet, I get answers to any question I have. You know who I learn the most from? Wingnuts. They…
Fucking Politics Head Of States 17 Jul 2015 Recently, it became illegal for federal agencies to discriminate against LGBT folk in the workplace. That's great. But what we really need is legislation that prohibits it everywhere. I keep…
Fucking Politics Foot In Mouth Disease 9 Jul 20159 Jul 2015 Elitist piece of dogfuck Jeb Bush says we're not slaving hard enough: “My aspiration for the country and I believe we can achieve it, is 4 percent growth as far…
Uncategorized Dumb Dynasty 7 Jul 20157 Jul 2015 In their neverending quest to remain Palinesquely relevant, the Duck Dynasty folks sporadically issue brain-vomit from their faceholes about something they don't understand. Each utterance is somehow exponentially more stupid…
Fucking Politics To Be Expected 3 Jul 20153 Jul 2015 Fox News' stable of pundits and commentators are easily the most witless fuckbags ever to stink up a TV channel lineup. They're out there every day being wrong about something.…
Uncategorized Jody Hice Is A Gibbering Moron 18 Jun 201518 Jun 2015 Congress needs to test each new member on the Constitution. Because Republican (surprise!) bumblers like Jody Hice just don't know what's in it, as usual: Georgia Rep. Jody Hice claims…
Uncategorized Sarah Palin Speaks In Mad Libs 17 Jun 201517 Jun 2015 I can't do much with this. There's no point in taking apart her verbiage because it doesn't mean anything. It's just a string of non-sequiturs. Remember how you wrote in…
Uncategorized Double Header 16 Jun 201522 Mar 2024 It looks like we are celebrating Kristen Olsen (R-Clueless Land) Day here at the seminary. This will be twice today that she has showed up on my radar. Not even…
Fucking Politics Hammer Time 16 Jun 201522 Mar 2024 "The Bugman" is back. He really never left us, though. He's one of those psychopaths who can't stay out of the public eye for long. He's a weasel of the…
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