One Wanker Down

…and too many to go. Professional bridesmaid Mitt Romney has bowed out for 2016. Will the Republican clown show gain from this departure?


Look, the electorate wants a stable, Establishment candidate who doesn’t want to turn the country upside down to fix it. Besides, all the clown show has on showcase is their naivete. They don’t really know how politics works. They will not be allowed anywhere near the sausage room. Then again, some of them have gotten close-witness the spectacle of Joni Ernst. She’s a senator who thinks that liberals never had plastic bags on their fucking shoes in the winter when they were growing up. What a bunch of atavistic balderdash. It’s a cynical manipulation of the poor deluded souls who think America or anything for that matter…ain’t the way it used to be.

Maybe that’s true, though. We have a black president. Gay rights, though still on shaky footing, are expanding everywhere. We’re decriminalizing dope, slowly but surely. We are trying to protect immigrant families. We’re insuring the infirm with the help of the federal government.I guess I can see why the geriatrics in the voting bloc are panicking. America is changing, but see here, none of this stuff will put a crimp in their Depends. There’s simply more freedom and promotion of the general welfare being served up, and it’s being done with none of their hard earned(whatever) tax money. While we still have problems like an out of control war machine, police brutality, snooping on anyone with nary an investigation, the systematic disenfranchising of particular voting blocs…we’ve inherited and propagated many of the nefarious policies of the Bush years. There is much to do.

Anyways, there’s the old enthusiasm gap for the GOP wannabes. Conservative voters will ultimately go with the Establishment candidate, the safe bet that could perhaps snarl Hillary Clinton’s coast to victory in the general. That candidate will probably be Jeb Bush. What never fails is the slide to the right or the left once a candidate becomes the leader of the free world. Jeb ultimately won’t be a friend to moderates. He will become a giant jerkoff like his older brother, eager to rollback the measly gains the public has managed to wrest from the Big Machine, the great sausage factory on The Hill.

The motley fools comprising the GOP field of candidates are delusional. Even Sarah Palin and Lindsey Graham think that they have a shot. They simply don’t have a bench. Every one of their “candidates” will never see the majors.

Bozos. Grifters. Narcissists. Not a single earnest Joe or Josephine in the bunch. Jeb will mow them down. It’s the easiest fait accompli to predict. Sayonara, Mitt. Move over, chuckles.

About The Head Seminarian

I went to war, I went to father, I came, I saw, and it is a mess. I wouldn't have it any other way. Shitty people amuse me, people who act like human volcanoes fascinate me like fine art. Life is beautiful, and it is under attack in a manner heretofore unseen in history. I might be writing a blog. Yes, that's all I am doing, now that I think about it. Even I forget sometimes, so we're cool.

Posted on January 30, 2015, in Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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