The Chief Twit Found Us A Home

I am no fan of Elon Musk. I think all billionaires are wastrels in general, the exception being Bezos since he saved the Washington Post AND is planning to launch Amazon cell phones which I do believe will make him our first trillionaire when the IPO is offered.

But I must give credit where due: he says there’s a nice place for us to go! Proxima Centauri.

The study of Proxima Centauri b, which sits within the so-called ‘Goldilocks Zone’ of the red-dwarf star Proxima Centauri, involved computer simulations to evaluate whether it can sustain liquid water that may harbour living organisms.

“The major message from our simulations is that there’s a decent chance that the planet would be habitable,” Anthony Del Genio, a planetary scientist at the Nasa Goddard Institute for Space Studies said when the study was first published in 2018.

The study concluded that Earth-sized planet is potentially the closest “highly habitable” planet to our Solar System, located 4.2 light-years away from the Sun

“Practically next door,” Mr Musk wrote in a tweet on Sunday, sharing the study.

And then the Independent leaks something hilarious from this autistic Boer who must have asked ChatGPT to ask it, “What is woman?” And he has one, with a kid…ugh. Anyway, he’s not paying Google so Twitter may not be enjoying the hits it’s used to getting. Me, I’m still trying to be the first response over a legitimate seminary but that’s up to you fuckers from now on. Read, rate, like, share.

I do the same for you. I have some catching up to do, but if I like your stuff, I will add it to my blogroll because let’s face it, the tail end of GenX is still in control of the media, even though our kids can’t get off TikTok long enough for us to teach them the way we got taught. TV was our babysitter, Zoomers, and now we’d like to pass on our knowledge, especially if we’re going on a long vacation and never coming back to this iceball that we’ve utterly ruined and the entire solar system is out of whack. It won’t be long before Sol goes white dwarf, and that means the radiation will get worse and worse and then…

Nothing. Fucking nothing, until God gets off his lazy ass and helps us with 2.0.



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