Uncategorized What Are We Waiting For? 8 Jan 2016 I'd like an answer as to why the mother lovers holing up in that federal preserve move freely and are able to get press. Hello, FBI? Looking at you. The…
Uncategorized I Have Lost Interest In Ben Carson 8 Jan 20168 Jan 2016 I still hate him with every fiber of my body. But the real reason for giving up abusing Ben is that I can't keep up with the stupid fucking things…
Uncategorized They Have To Give It A New Name 7 Jan 20167 Jan 2016 Did you know that we live in something called the Holocene era? You did? Damn. I should know this, shouldn't I? However, I'm not gonna let my stupid get in…
Uncategorized In Defense Of The Background Check 7 Jan 2016 In the oughts, conservatives would ridicule liberals for blaming everything on George Bush. They gave a name to it: BDS. Bush Derangement Syndrome. It was clever enough, except now the…
Uncategorized Man’s Blast Friend 7 Jan 2016 They have books about how your cat is trying to kill you. But dogs are the ones who almost succeed: This past weekend, a chocolate Labrador retriever named "Trigger" accidentally…
Uncategorized You Too Can Be Illiterate And Rich 2 Jan 2016 No, no you can't. You'd have to be selected as a failed vice presidential candidate, give incoherent speeches, start your own pay-to-watch shows that no one can stomach, and buy…
Fucking Politics While We Are On The Subject Of Killing Words 30 Dec 2015 I bring you part two of "stop killing words": Political operative David Lane, who has worked to get Religious Right leaders to rally around a single Republican presidential candidate (Ted…
Uncategorized Leave This Word Alone 14 Dec 201514 Dec 2015 Talking politics has its own lexicon. This can be a mixed blessing-more of a curse, to be sure. The word I'd like to take back from this type of conversation…
Fucking Politics… My Soulless Governor 11 Dec 201511 Dec 2015 I'm under no illusion about where I live. I'm in the Bible Belt, and that seems to mean more than being surrounded by Book-waving Christians. But this group intersects with…
Uncategorized I’m Not Dead Or Anything 11 Dec 2015 I'm dead tired, though. I have a full-time job that sucks all the life out of me and I have a family I should spend time with when it is…
The Illogical Seminary 