Uncategorized Science Is Badass 7 May 20157 May 2015 Scientists may have found a missing link between prokaryotes and eukaryotes. This little bugger, named Loki, carries the genes of both types of cells. It is a huge breakthrough for…
Fucking Politics… Rope-A-Doped 7 May 201522 Mar 2024 The Senate passed their Iran nuclear bill. It sailed through, 98-1. Only Tom Cotton decided to be a cunt and stomp his feet because he didn't get his amendments. Cotton…
Uncategorized Breakfast In America 7 May 2015 Ben Carson is going to be a fount of entertainment this election season. He told a bunch of Christians that God helped him pass chemistry by coming to him in…
Fucking Politics… Enter The Know-Nothings 7 May 2015 We have another Republican candidate for president who doesn't understand the Constitution but has no problem using it erroneously: “As president, I would take seriously the Tenth Amendment,” former Arkansas…
Uncategorized The Cake Wars 6 May 20156 May 2015 Some pathetic, "persecuted" shitbird at Wal-Mart can't bring herself to write a 3-letter word on a cake. Oh, here we motherfucking go again: A Wal-Mart store in Las Vegas refused…
Fucking Politics Missouri Says Screw The Poor 6 May 2015 Scumbag Republicans in Missouri have overriden a veto of a bill that cuts benefits to the poor. Why do we keep electing these people? What is wrong with voters? How…
Fucking Politics… Why We Fight 6 May 20156 May 2015 Just in case you are still fucking stuck on stupid when it comes to supporting Democrats, maybe this will smack you back to reality: A Public Policy Polling (PPP) national…
Fucking Politics… The Stupid Party Loses A Member 6 May 201522 Mar 2024 It's getting weird and hairy in the Republican camp. It is turning on itself. You have Rick Santorum affirming Bruce Jenner's desire to be a girl, and now you have…
Fucking Politics… Stop Citing The Constitution Because You Don’t Understand How The Government Works 6 May 20156 May 2015 Ben Carson is a fucking moron. I am no civics pro, but at least I understand the effects of Marbury v. Madison. But Carson is a dilettante par excellence when…
Uncategorized Too Much Kung Fu To The Head 6 May 2015 Man, I loved those "Missing In Action" movies when I was a kid. But I'm not allowed to have any heroes, because they all become paranoid, insane and senile: Actor…
The Illogical Seminary 