The Cake Wars

Some pathetic, “persecuted” shitbird at Wal-Mart can’t bring herself to write a 3-letter word on a cake. Oh, here we motherfucking go again:

A Wal-Mart store in Las Vegas refused to write the word “gay” in the message of a cake celebrating two boys whose “promposal” went viral last week, television station KVVU reported on Monday.

As a surprise before the dance, Martinez’s aunt, Jennifer Sandoval, went to Wal-Mart on Saturday to get a cake in commemoration of the event, according to the station. However, she was told her request couldn’t be granted when she attempted to have this message written on the cake: “You’re gay, he’s straight, you’re going to prom, you couldn’t have had a better date.”

According to Sandoval, she was told it was against store policy to have the word “gay” written on a cake. When Sandoval reportedly asked to speak to a supervisor, the message was repeated.

We are truly in the theater of the absurd. This kind of Christian is a plague. Anyway, the radio station went over the supervisor’s head to see what was what regarding policy:

The station reached out to Wal-Mart and was told that appropriate management was never contacted with the issue. Wal-Mart also told KVVU that there is no store policy prohibiting the use of the word “gay” in a cake message.

Sorry, Christians. You’re going to have to get over this soon. It may be an expensive refusal someday, and that someday is coming soon and you will be fucked by your phobia. Write the word and move on. Jesus forgives, remember?

About The Head Seminarian

I might be the nicest person you'll ever meet, but if you don't believe me, that is because I hate you. I went to war, I went to father, I came, I saw, and it is a mess. I wouldn't have it any other way. Shitty people amuse me, people who act like human volcanoes fascinate me like fine art. Life is beautiful, and it is under attack in a manner heretofore unseen in history. I came to remind you of this, not make it worse. I might be writing a blog. Yes, that's all I am doing, now that I think about it. If you have a bad memory, you will forget this. Even I forget sometimes, so we're cool.

Posted on May 6, 2015, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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