Daily Archives: May 21, 2015

Prepare To Be Amazed

Hoo-boy, have I got a humdinger for you. I have come across something so unbelievably, grossly and stupefyingly offensive you won’t believe your lying eyes. Somehow, Rachel Ford of Friendly Atheist found a blog that goes into torturous detail how men and women work according to the Bible. I didn’t think it was possible to have your head this far up your ass so as to consult a 2000 year old book for tips on how to guilt your wife into having sex with you even if she doesn’t want to, but apparently it is. It’s the logical conclusion to thinking that an ancient book of morals is the word of a god and thinking that those morals translate to the present day.

This is not the work of a troll. I wish it were a joke. This is a serial treatise on how to mistreat your wife and misunderstand the role of any woman you know.

If you don’t mind upchucking in your mouth a little, you should spend some time perusing the thoughts of a coldly clinical, sclerotic and delusional mind which believes that the subjugation of women is divinely inspired.

He’s on Facebook, so you can leave him some helpful feedback.

You Will Never See A Liberal Do This

This is what a diet of hate news and hate radio will do to you:

A judge has sentenced an Arizona woman to 3 ½ years in prison for running over her husband with an SUV because he didn’t vote in the 2012 presidential election.

Thirty-one-year-old Holly Nicole Solomon of Mesa pleaded guilty to assault charges stemming from injuries her husband suffered days after President Barack Obama was re-elected. She was sentenced on Thursday.

Authorities say Solomon was upset about Obama’s re-election and began arguing with her husband when she found out he didn’t vote.

Only in Rightistan. Only.

Waste Of Breath

Shorter Rand Paul: I’m behind Mike Huckabee and Ben Carson. Fuck.

In Denial

Jeb Bush is working hard to curry favor with the anti-intellectual crowd, otherwise known as his base:

Republican Jeb Bush said on Wednesday that the Earth’s climate is changing but that scientific research does not clearly show how much of the change is due to humans and how much is from natural causes.

What’s so amusing about AGW deniers is that they refuse to acknowledge the staggering amount of science that has been marshaled affirming the shit is real. But we can’t listen to the so-called experts:

“Look, first of all, the climate is changing. I don’t think the science is clear what percentage is man-made and what percentage is natural. It’s convoluted. And for the people to say the science is decided on, this is just really arrogant, to be honest with you,” he said.

“It’s this intellectual arrogance that now you can’t even have a conversation about it.”

It’s fairly clear. Has it occurred to Bush that naysaying the science is even more arrogant? Does Jeb have a degree, or is he just another disingenuous politician with his finger in the wind, that knows he has to get the average ignorant-ass Stratolounging Fox viewer?

That’s the right for you. Trying feverishly to scrape up the low-com-denom vote, because they are running out of demographics to dominate.

 

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