Hoo-boy, have I got a humdinger for you. I have come across something so unbelievably, grossly and stupefyingly offensive you won’t believe your lying eyes. Somehow, Rachel Ford of Friendly Atheist found a blog that goes into torturous detail how men and women work according to the Bible. I didn’t think it was possible to have your head this far up your ass so as to consult a 2000 year old book for tips on how to guilt your wife into having sex with you even if she doesn’t want to, but apparently it is. It’s the logical conclusion to thinking that an ancient book of morals is the word of a god and thinking that those morals translate to the present day.

This is not the work of a troll. I wish it were a joke. This is a serial treatise on how to mistreat your wife and misunderstand the role of any woman you know.

If you don’t mind upchucking in your mouth a little, you should spend some time perusing the thoughts of a coldly clinical, sclerotic and delusional mind which believes that the subjugation of women is divinely inspired.

He’s on Facebook, so you can leave him some helpful feedback.