Breakfast In America

Ben Carson is going to be a fount of entertainment this election season. He told a bunch of Christians that God helped him pass chemistry by coming to him in a fucking dream.

This is a presidential candidate for the United States of America.

I want you to think on that for a minute.

Are people that clueless that they should follow this crazy person? I know the answer to that, rest assured. Hemant Mehta has a snappy remark about this:

Amazing isn’t it? God will give Carson all the answers to a final in a dream… and yet Carson has no idea that he’s going to lose the Republican nomination by a landslide.

Republicans like to accuse Democrats of playing identity politics. What do they call Ben Carson’s candidacy? Could they not find a saner black person?

About The Head Seminarian

I might be the nicest person you'll ever meet, but if you don't believe me, that is because I hate you. I went to war, I went to father, I came, I saw, and it is a mess. I wouldn't have it any other way. Shitty people amuse me, people who act like human volcanoes fascinate me like fine art. Life is beautiful, and it is under attack in a manner heretofore unseen in history. I came to remind you of this, not make it worse. I might be writing a blog. Yes, that's all I am doing, now that I think about it. If you have a bad memory, you will forget this. Even I forget sometimes, so we're cool.

Posted on May 7, 2015, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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