Uncategorized Texas Flood 1 Jun 20152 Jun 2015 Holy post hoc to the fucking ergo propter hoc: Glenn Beck returned from vacation today and noted that upon his return flight back to Texas, he was astonished to see…
Uncategorized Labors Of Hercules 1 Jun 20151 Jun 2015 I'm not Wonkette. I do not have infinite patience for the sad and absurd in the world, nor do I make any money chronically cataloguing it. Sometimes I find something…
Uncategorized Things You Will Never See A Liberal Do, Part 2 31 May 2015 You haven't been sickened, offended and disgusted today until you get a load of this. I am not saying it's all conservatives, but damn, this behavior should be shunned by…
Uncategorized Tucker Carlson Is An Asshole 31 May 201522 Mar 2024 Even kids know that we were awful to Native Americans. We destroyed their way of life, forcibly converted them to our religion, and took their land with impunity. Then we…
Uncategorized Sorry, But Orders Are Orders 27 May 201522 Mar 2024 Guess what? Todd Starnes is lying and talking about things he doesn't understand again. He's got a strange fascination with the military and its regulations, especially when it comes to…
Fucking Politics… Beers, Steers, And Queers 24 May 201524 May 2015 Texas justifies our much needed inoculation from its utter stupidity. Even the goddamn Democrats voted for this steamer: A bill clarifying that clergy members have the right to refuse to conduct…
Uncategorized You Will Never See A Liberal Do This 21 May 2015 This is what a diet of hate news and hate radio will do to you: A judge has sentenced an Arizona woman to 3 ½ years in prison for running…
Fucking Politics… In Denial 21 May 2015 Jeb Bush is working hard to curry favor with the anti-intellectual crowd, otherwise known as his base: Republican Jeb Bush said on Wednesday that the Earth’s climate is changing but…
Fucking Politics… Pinning The Stupid Meter 20 May 201520 May 2015 I don't have the words to describe how skullfuckingly stupid this is: Washington State has long been a cyclist’s haven, with terrific bike trails through the woods and along the…
Fucking Politics… Shitkickers 20 May 201522 Mar 2024 Never let a cogent thought get in the way of disloyal posturing: Congressman Steven Palazzo (R-MS) said he doesn’t believe that President Barack Obama is plotting a takeover of Biloxi, Mississippi.…
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