History Makes Me Sad – Page 11 – The Illogical Seminary

Blind Justice

We all know Antonin Scalia as an originalist, a gadfly and a reliable conservative vote on the SCOTUS. But here's something you didn't know, and it's a bit troubling: Delivering…

Station To Station

4 Jun 20154 Jun 2015

The cult of Jesus will believe in just about anything to prove his holy existence: For years, parishioners of St. John the Evangelist Church didn't say much about the rust-colored…

Leakage

More right-wing lecturing-this time from Ricky Santorum. He chided the Pope about his view that climate change was real and a sin: “The church has gotten it wrong a few…

Ground Down To The Nub

2 Jun 20152 Jun 2015

It took about 30 years, but we finally won Vietnam. All those soldiers...now we know they died for a reason; cell phone parts, crude, iron and steel-and now tons of…

Texas Flood

1 Jun 20152 Jun 2015

Holy post hoc to the fucking ergo propter hoc: Glenn Beck returned from vacation today and noted that upon his return flight back to Texas, he was astonished to see…

Labors Of Hercules

1 Jun 20151 Jun 2015

I'm not Wonkette. I do not have infinite patience for the sad and absurd in the world, nor do I make any money chronically cataloguing it. Sometimes I find something…

Tucker Carlson Is An Asshole

31 May 201522 Mar 2024

Even kids know that we were awful to Native Americans. We destroyed their way of life, forcibly converted them to our religion, and took their land with impunity. Then we…

Dumbass Insists On Remaining Dumb

28 May 201528 May 2015

Another dipshit creationist insists on the 6,000 year old version of the earth even though he finds fossils that are 60,000,000 years old where he works: Canadian Creationist Edgar Nernberg…

Train In Vain

16 May 201517 May 2015

Here's some mouth-poop from a Florida rep: Rep. John Mica called Amtrak a "third world rail system...run in a Soviet-style operation" this morning on CNN. "There's no question the United…

The Miseducation Of Marco Rubio

16 May 201516 May 2015

Is Marco Rubio fucked up on drugs? Did he really say this? America is the first power in history motivated by a desire to expand freedom rather than its own…