Fucking Politics Common Whore 9 Jun 20159 Jun 2015 I suppose any Republican running for office has to eventually confront the Christian Right and try to get them in line for their candidacy. But who can tell the difference…
Uncategorized Station To Station 4 Jun 20154 Jun 2015 The cult of Jesus will believe in just about anything to prove his holy existence: For years, parishioners of St. John the Evangelist Church didn't say much about the rust-colored…
Fucking Politics Rush Hour 3 Jun 20153 Jun 2015 Fatbody Rush Limbaugh lectures John Kerry because he likes to be fit: “Do you know how old John Kerry is?” Limbaugh asked his listeners Monday. “It’s tough, you know. You…
Uncategorized Texas Flood 1 Jun 20152 Jun 2015 Holy post hoc to the fucking ergo propter hoc: Glenn Beck returned from vacation today and noted that upon his return flight back to Texas, he was astonished to see…
Uncategorized Labors Of Hercules 1 Jun 20151 Jun 2015 I'm not Wonkette. I do not have infinite patience for the sad and absurd in the world, nor do I make any money chronically cataloguing it. Sometimes I find something…
Uncategorized Things You Will Never See A Liberal Do, Part 2 31 May 2015 You haven't been sickened, offended and disgusted today until you get a load of this. I am not saying it's all conservatives, but damn, this behavior should be shunned by…
Uncategorized Tucker Carlson Is An Asshole 31 May 201522 Mar 2024 Even kids know that we were awful to Native Americans. We destroyed their way of life, forcibly converted them to our religion, and took their land with impunity. Then we…
Uncategorized Dumbass Insists On Remaining Dumb 28 May 201528 May 2015 Another dipshit creationist insists on the 6,000 year old version of the earth even though he finds fossils that are 60,000,000 years old where he works: Canadian Creationist Edgar Nernberg…
Uncategorized Don’t Know Much Biology 25 May 201525 May 2015 Oh look, it's an ignorant-ass Christian mouthing off about shit he doesn't understand...somehow, evolution got dragged into the Duggar debate: Eric Hovind — son of imprisoned creationist theme park operator…
Uncategorized Picking A Hill To Die On 22 May 201522 May 2015 Shorter Mike Huckabee: I was totally kidding when I said I wanted to be president. Goodbye, numbnuts.
The Illogical Seminary 