Rush Hour

Fatbody Rush Limbaugh lectures John Kerry because he likes to be fit:

“Do you know how old John Kerry is?” Limbaugh asked his listeners Monday. “It’s tough, you know. You can’t tell a horse’s age when you look it, and since Kerry looks like a horse, it’s tough. But he’s 71 years old. Now, would somebody tell me something? What is a 71-year-old man, secretary of state, doing riding a bicycle?

Kerry looks like a horse? What the fuck does that even mean? John Kerry is fond of activity. That’s a fucking plus, not a minus. Limbaugh, a portly, cigar-smoking pill popper, has no leg to stand on being critical of JK.

The idea that it could be for “exercise” read as “BS” to the host. “He’s doing that for the photo-op, trying to look hip with the young generation that thinks life is all about exercise and fitness and so forth,” Limbaugh said.

John Kerry is the Secretary of State. His job is not what you would call “in the public eye” so it’s rather doubtful that he does these things for attention. Whatever, Rush. How far up your ass did you have to go to find this?

This is what happens when you put a fatuous boob in front of a mike three hours a day.

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