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Words And Numbers: Our Best Defense Against Creepy Germs

16 Jan 201116 Jan 2011

Finally, I get my keyboard back. I lent it out to a few friends. All of you, that is. Then I slept for a little while, and I noticed that…

Now And Then

15 Jan 201117 Jan 2011

I feel like I have a tumor in my fucking head, sometimes. I get about four posts into this, and am trying to figure out why the hell anyone wants…

While We’re At It, Let’s Put Fred Phelps In The Box He Should Never Have Left

10 Jan 201112 Jan 2011

So, I hear our national nemesis, Fred Phelps, is gearing up to protest the funerals of the people slain by Arizona Jared. I must ask at this time what Arizonans…

As If None Of Us Hasn’t Had Enough Arizona Lately…

10 Jan 201112 Jan 2011

I'd guess about half of you are still ferreting out this story and trying to tell everyone what a Prison Planet listening, libertarian fruit casing that the "Jared" is. He…

Raising Arizona, And Dropping It On Its Sorry Head

9 Jan 201112 Jan 2011

Apparently, a congresswoman has been shot. Apparently, the Southeast is going to get one hell of a snow pounding, Northeast style. Well, to this I say with pain in my…

The Secret To Road Rage

2 Jan 201112 Jan 2011

Everyone has it, but no one knows why. I have figured it out: YOU suck at driving too. The only people I have ever seen drive properly is a goddamned…

I Don’t Need To See Things Like This

1 Jan 201112 Jan 2011

So I'm sitting there at the television last night watching a stricken Dick Clark try to say something nostalgic about ringing in the new year at Times Square. That depressed…

Pat Robertson Is Not My Kind Of Funny

29 Dec 201012 Jan 2011

I've watched Pat on TV. He says little jokes with a George Bush laugh, that "eh eh eh", eyes hidden by a low brow. We all love a dirty joke.…

Smoking-Live With Us Or Hit The Pavement, Jackson

29 Dec 201012 Jan 2011

I smoke a lot. I'm no Jackie Gleason or John Mellencamp, but I like to smoke wherever I go. It's social, and very calming to the nerves. Most people don't…

Nuclear What? How Did I Get Associated With Doomsdayers?

21 Dec 201012 Jan 2011

I'm trying to enjoy a little bit of chatter with some friends. I go to check my spam filter, and find that I am linked to a site that is…