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About God-Does He Believe In Himself?

19 Mar 201119 Mar 2011

Is this a bad question? I ask myself every day if I believe in myself, does God have his doubts and his bad days like everyone else? When he doesn't…

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Between The Buttons

And between one dog who constantly licks his balls, and another who is contemplating an owner change if he doesn't go back to Colorado where at least he could roll…

Rethinking Electricity

That's a joke! Ha ha! I can't rethink a snack choice. What I would like to rethink is the electric stove, which, when viewed from above, looks like it will…

Success In Marriage, Part One

13 Mar 201122 Mar 2024

There are a few simple rules for the male to follow. 1. What she says goes. 2. Leave her alone. 3. "I said, leave me alone" is what she will…

We’ve Really Pissed Off Our Sick Mothers

I did lately. Got me a wall of static that I almost couldn't hack, but we got through. Pissed off my wife and her friends. Check. The God-Damned-Idiot is an…

Good Morning Campers!

10 Mar 201110 Mar 2011

How many people are sorry already that they did something? I am. I forgot to feed my second son this morning because I was running around like a God-Damned-Idiot while…

Sun Sun Sun, Moon Moon Moon

Not to touch the earth, not to see the sun nothing left to do but run run run let's run let's run house upon a hill moon is lying still…

Butterflies, Zebras, And Moonbeams

The fairy tale part is for the rest of you. Trojanbutterfly is here to help you breathe, if you want to go see her. She'll be on the right side…

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Home Alone

8 Mar 20118 Mar 2011

I ain't cute. I drink out of a toilet mug, and the other pets in my wife's house drink from an actual toilet. Why are we all so hung up…

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On Spamming

Some of us, that is to say, some of you, like to send me links to websites that I do not want to go to. Ordinary people refer to this…