Success In Marriage, Part One

There are a few simple rules for the male to follow.

1. What she says goes.

2. Leave her alone.

3. “I said, leave me alone” is what she will say if you don’t follow these rules.

This is an arrangement I can live with. This can lead to banishment to your hobbies, or worse yet, you will be cooking for yourself AND doing the dishes while she plots an untimely death for you in a future far enough away so that you will not know that is coming. So don’t fuck with your wife too much, goombahs, or any women you may like. Think of it as them hungover from International Women’s Day. No one thinks well with a hangover.

About The Head Seminarian

I went to war, I went to father, I came, I saw, and it is a mess. I wouldn't have it any other way. Shitty people amuse me, people who act like human volcanoes fascinate me like fine art. Life is beautiful, and it is under attack in a manner heretofore unseen in history. I might be writing a blog. Yes, that's all I am doing, now that I think about it. Even I forget sometimes, so we're cool.

Posted on March 13, 2011, in Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. I never told you to leave me alone and I never forced you to cook for yourself. You wanted to eat before I was ready to cook. Big difference, smartie.
    Love you anyway

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  2. Sorry I made you put a frozen pizza in the oven.

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